Things I Learned From My First Week As A Production PA
A view from a life on set.

You will grab a coffee at 6am but never actually get around to drinking it.
They say that you’ll eventually work up to 60 hours a week. And by eventually? They mean immediately. Ain’t no rest for the wicked.
You have a new God and his name is Dr.Scholl’s.
When giving notes, they will say “on the day,” even if the day in which they are referring to is this day and the thing that needs to happen needs to happen in five.
It’s frowned upon to play flashlight tag on the night shoots.
You’ll go to bed tired. You’ll wake up tired. Your existence is tired now.
Don’t wear white if you’d like it to stay white.
Your job is to answer questions. And if you don’t have answers? Say that you do…and then proceed to run around like a headless chicken until you find some.
Everyone is named Michael.
No one says “Roger Dodger!” on walkie. This will prove to be your greatest disappointment.
Working in production really is like being part of a family…but with double the amount of drunk uncles.
Who cares if you look like an ’80s camp counselor in training? That fanny pack is a lifesaver. Own it.
30% of your day will be filled with mind-numbing, sweat-drenched chaos. The remaining 70% will be spent standing around, scrolling through your phone, wondering what catering will offer for lunch that day.
But most important of all: You are employed and, for that, you are grateful.
Dedicated to my new set family. Thanks for making this crazy life a little crazier — but in the best of ways. ;)





