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.cnbc.com/2021/08/23/people-are-paying-millions-of-dollars-for-digital-pictures-of-rocks.html">CNBC</a>. People are also paying <a href="https://www.coingecko.com/en/nft/bored-ape-yacht-club">several hundred thousand dollars</a> for pictures of gorillas dressed in clothes.</p><p id="f67e">I download free stock images from the internet and resell them as rare NFTs. After all, the only things you need to succeed in the NFT space are basic photoshop experience and a gullible audience.</p><p id="0f71">This is an easy way to make upwards of 10k per month.</p><h1 id="e4c1">Promoting Pump &amp; Dump Schemes</h1><p id="ffd1">“Never <a href="https://www.thebalance.com/the-most-important-rule-of-investing-357325">invest more than you’re willing to lose</a>.” Every financial expert with a bit of common sense will tell you that. However, a few months ago, I was willing to lose my entire net worth just to have a chance at making a few extra dollars.</p><p id="8516">After taking advice from random people on Reddit who claimed to have no conflicts of interest, I invested 2,500 into random cryptocurrencies with small market caps.</p><p id="ce4b">Thankfully, my multi-millionaire family got involved. Uncle Todd made a couple of wire transfers to social media influencers who agreed to promote the cryptocurrencies on their Twitter account. And since a lot of suckers purchased the coins, I turned an initial investment of 2500 into 76,000 in less than a week. Ya

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y.</p><h1 id="6c83">Ghostwriting Books For Famous People</h1><p id="e461">Seriously… I talk to ghosts and write whatever they say.</p><p id="a911">Last week, I had a writing session with the ghost of <a href="https://www.britannica.com/biography/Marcus-Aurelius-Roman-emperor">Marcus Aurelius</a>, the Roman emperor. The week before? Cleopatra, George Washington, and Leonardo Da Vinci.</p><p id="5aad">Since becoming a professional ghostwriter, my wealth has skyrocketed because I receive royalties for every book sold. On average, I receive $100k per book that I ghostwrite over a five-year timeframe.</p><p id="4bed">Unfortunately, some people are skeptical of my ability to have conversations with influential people from history. And while I accept that it’s difficult for me to prove that I can talk to ghosts, it’s equally hard for anyone to prove that I can’t. So there’s that.</p><p id="efe9">I make several hundred thousand dollars per year from various side hustles. Of course, making a lot of money might seem difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.</p><p id="625f">Want to be notified whenever I publish a new article? <a href="https://mattthenomad.medium.com/subscribe">Click here</a>.</p><p id="0481"><b><i>Important Disclaimer: </i></b><i>This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial or legal advice.</i></p></article></body>

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How I Made $100k+ From Unconventional Side Hustles

Making money online is easier than you think…

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You’ve probably read countless articles on building passive income sources and profitable side hustles. Writers will often recommend selling your time at a low price and “working your way up” to a semi-decent salary.

Eww. Who wants to do that? Probably not you.

The good news? I’m not like most productivity writers. If you do a quick Google search of my name, you’ll see that I was recently voted the hardest-working person in the world. However, I’ll admit that the election was slightly rigged because I wrote in all the ballots myself.

Anyway, I want to share several unconventional side hustles that changed my life and helped me make six-figures per year. Hopefully, this article will inspire you to be like me.

Downloading JPEGs And Reselling Them As NFTs

Someone literally sold an NFT of a rock for $1.3 million dollars, according to CNBC. People are also paying several hundred thousand dollars for pictures of gorillas dressed in clothes.

I download free stock images from the internet and resell them as rare NFTs. After all, the only things you need to succeed in the NFT space are basic photoshop experience and a gullible audience.

This is an easy way to make upwards of $10k per month.

Promoting Pump & Dump Schemes

“Never invest more than you’re willing to lose.” Every financial expert with a bit of common sense will tell you that. However, a few months ago, I was willing to lose my entire net worth just to have a chance at making a few extra dollars.

After taking advice from random people on Reddit who claimed to have no conflicts of interest, I invested $2,500 into random cryptocurrencies with small market caps.

Thankfully, my multi-millionaire family got involved. Uncle Todd made a couple of wire transfers to social media influencers who agreed to promote the cryptocurrencies on their Twitter account. And since a lot of suckers purchased the coins, I turned an initial investment of $2500 into $76,000 in less than a week. Yay.

Ghostwriting Books For Famous People

Seriously… I talk to ghosts and write whatever they say.

Last week, I had a writing session with the ghost of Marcus Aurelius, the Roman emperor. The week before? Cleopatra, George Washington, and Leonardo Da Vinci.

Since becoming a professional ghostwriter, my wealth has skyrocketed because I receive royalties for every book sold. On average, I receive $100k per book that I ghostwrite over a five-year timeframe.

Unfortunately, some people are skeptical of my ability to have conversations with influential people from history. And while I accept that it’s difficult for me to prove that I can talk to ghosts, it’s equally hard for anyone to prove that I can’t. So there’s that.

I make several hundred thousand dollars per year from various side hustles. Of course, making a lot of money might seem difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.

Want to be notified whenever I publish a new article? Click here.

Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial or legal advice.

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