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These Are the Least Popular Courses in Masterclass’s Catalogue

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Roseanne Barr teaches Twitter

Roseanne Barr takes you behind the keyboard to teach you how she composes amazing Tweets. In her first-ever online class, you’ll learn what to ingest before Tweeting, the best times of day to Tweet, and how to do post-Tweet damage control. Step into Roseanne’s world and learn how to put it all on the line with every Tweet.

Rudy Giuliani teaches sycophancy

The politician-turned-bootlicker teaches you everything from one-on-one flattery to first-class public fawnery. In this MasterClass, you’re not learning how to be a run-of-the-mill toady. You’re learning how to take your obsequiousness to the next level.

Kenneth Copeland teaches fundraising

The author of Prosperity: The Choice Is Yours teaches his unique approach to duping people out of their money. Learn how to create a perceived need for others’ cash, how to compellingly communicate that need, and how to spread the message as far as possible. Discover Kenneth’s philosophy on swindling — and access the swindler in you.

Mark Zuckerberg teaches digital privacy

Mark Zuckerberg displays his signature charisma as he skewers the overreaction to Facebook’s privacy blunders. See how Mark uses legal muscle, end-user license agreements, public relations strategies, and government lobbying to prove that his company’s privacy practices are not only adequate but borderline utopian.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders teaches public relations

Sarah Huckabee Sanders gives you unprecedented access to her spincraft secrets. Learn how the truth is relative to what you want people to believe, pick up new tips for denying the obvious, and review case studies of difficult clients, all with a professional who’s undoubtedly bound for the history books.

Elizabeth Warren teaches genealogy

Elizabeth Warren is teaching her first-ever online class for those curious about their family trees. Learn the limits of familial testimony, the pros and cons of publicly proclaiming your heritage, and how to resolve uncertainty using DNA technology. Begin exploring yourself by exploring the ethnicity that makes up .024% of your bloodline.

Walter White teaches entrepreneurship

Walter White grew his startup pharmaceutical business into a powerful international brand. In this online course, he shares what he’s learned about product development, marketing, ethics, and work-life balance throughout his storied career. Follow his advice and you could wear a black hat too.

Steven Seagal teaches dealing with mockery

Forty-eighth-degree black belt Steven Seagal teaches you how he uses secret Buddhist meditation techniques to drown out universal derision. He also presents his groundbreaking ideas about the relationship between self-deception and braggadocio. Join Steven and learn how to trade in your self-awareness for profound self-assurance.

Uncle Rico teaches football

Uncle Rico teaches the quarterbacking techniques that allowed him to throw a football a quarter-mile. For the first time ever, he shares the football secrets that would have taken him to the pros had his high school coach let him play. Take his online course and you will be throwing footballs over mountains.

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