The Yacht Rock Couple goes to therapy playlist

Admittedly, this colossal waste of time makes no sense unless you read the adventures of the Yacht Rock Couple as they go to couples counseling. Start your saucy, groovy avoidance of more worthy content by reading it first, my lovelies.

1. I Want You Back, The Jackson 5

2. Escape, Rupert Hines

3. Ain’t No Sunshine, Bill Withers

4. Take it Easy on Me, Little River Band

5. All Right, Christopher Cross

6. Do That to Me One More Time, Captain & Tennille

7. Steppin’ Out, Joe Jackson

8. Easy, The Commodores

9. Time, The Alan Parsons Project

10. 25 or 6 till 4, Chicago

11. I Don’t Want to Wait Anymore, The Tubes

12. Right Place, Wrong Time, Dr. John

13. More Than This, Roxy Music

14. Ventura Highway, America

15. Baker Street, Gerry Rafferty

16. This Is It, Kenny Loggins

17. When I Need You, Leo Sayer

18. Couldn’t Get it Right, Climax Blues Band

19. I Swear, All-4-One

20. Everything I Own, Bread

21. Pretty Woman, Roy Orbison

22. Hello, It’s Me, Todd Rundgren

23. Hello, Lionel Ritchie

24. Show Me the Way, Peter Frampton

25. Sweetheart, Franke and the Knockouts

26. Baby I Love Your Way, Peter Frampton

27. My Eyes Adored You, Frankie Valli

28. Africa, Toto

29. You Got It, Roy Orbison

30. I Can’t Go for That, Daryl Hall & John Oates

31. American Pie, Don McLean

32. Sailing, Christopher Cross

33. Calypso, John Denver

34. Come Sail Away, Styx

35. No No Song, Ringo Starr

36. I Go Crazy, Paul Davis

37. Slow Dancing, Johnny Rivers

38. Missing, Everything but the Girl

39. Cool Night, Paul Davis

40. Breezin’, George Benson

41. I’m Not in Love, 10cc

42. I Can’t Tell You Why, Eagles

43. Rhiannon, Fleetwood Mac

44. Calling Dr. Love, Kiss

45. Peg, Steely Dan

46. Any Way You Want It, Journey

47. That Smell, Lynyrd Skynyrd

48. Escape, Rupert Hines (again)

49. Love to Love You, Baby, Donna Summer

50. You Really Got Me, The Kinks

51. Feel Like Makin’ Love, Bad Company

52. I Put a Spell on You, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

53. My Aim is True, Elvis Costello

54. Hot in Herre, Nelly

55. I’m on Fire, Bruce Springsteen

56. I Just Wanna Stop, Gino Vannelli

57. Thank You, Led Zeppelin

58. I’ve Been Searchin’ So Long, Chicago

59. Sail On, The Commodores

60. Sailing, Rod Stewart

61. Cool Change, Little River Band

62. Right Back Where We Started From, Maxine Nightingale

63. So Into You, Exile

64. Anytime, Journey

65. Feeling That Way, Journey

66. Look What You’ve Done to Me, Boz Scaggs

67. Just The Same Way, Journey

68. These Eyes, The Guess Who

69. Baby Blue, Badfinger

70. Green-Eyed Lady, Sugarloaf

71. Doctor, My Eyes, Jackson Browne

72. Some Kind of Wonderful, Grand Funk Railroad

73. Baby, Hold On, Eddie Money

74. Get Back, The Beatles

75. Takin’ Care of Business, Bachman Turner Overdrive

76. Get Down to It, Humble Pie

77. Feelings, Morris Albert

78. Angry Eyes, Loggins and Messina

79. Wildfire, Michael Martin Murphey

80. Jolene, Dolly Parton

81. Gypsy, Fleetwood Mac

82. Hold the Line, Toto

83. Emotion, Samantha Sang

84. Love Will Keep Us Together, Captain & Tennille

85. Just the Two of Us, Bill Withers

86. Three Little Birds, Bob Marley & The Wailers

87. Help Is on Its Way, Little River Band

88. Stuck in the Middle with You, Stealers Wheel

89. Dirty Work, Steely Dan

90. Don’t Give Up on Us, David Soul

91. With a Little Luck, Paul McCartney & Wings

92. Back in the High Life, Steve Winwood

93. Come Together, The Beatles

94. You’ve Made Me So Very Happy, Blood, Sweat & Tears

95. Superstar, The Carpenters

96. Dreams, Fleetwood Mac

97. The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy), Simon and Garfunkel

98. One Chance, America

99. Close to You, The Carpenters

100. All Together Now, The Beatles

101. Can You Feel the Love, Elton John

102. Torn Between Two Lovers, Mary MacGregor

103. What’s Goin’ On?, Marvin Gaye

104. You Are So Beautiful, Joe Cocker

105. Thank You, Dido

106. I Honestly Love You, Olivia Newton John

107. When You’re in Love with A Beautiful Woman, Dr. Hook

108. Cold as Ice, Foreigner

109. She Did It, Eric Carmen

110. Feels Like the First Time, Foreigner

111. I Keep Forgettin’, Michael McDonald

112. Rich Girl, Daryl Hall & John Oates

113. At Last, Etta James

114. On an On, Stephen Bishop

115. Into the Night, Benny Mardones

116. All Night Long, Lionel Ritchie

117. I’ll Be Around, The Spinners

118. No Matter What, Badfinger

119. Try A Little Tenderness, Otis Redding

120. Do It Again, Steely Dan

121. This Time, INXS

122. She’s Always a Woman, Billy Joel

123. More, More, More, Andrea True Connection

124. Maybe I’m Amazed, Paul McCartney and Wings

125. Stand Tall, Burton Cummings

126. Still The One, Orleans

127. Rise, Herb Alpert

128. Wouldn’t It Be Nice, The Beach Boys

129. Change, John Waite

130. I Wouldn’t Want to Be Like You, Alan Parsons Project

131. Just Remember I Love You, Firefall

132. You’re The Only Woman, Ambrosia

133. Nothin’ At All, Heart

134. I Feel Fine, The Beatles

135. Hot Blooded, Foreigner

136. Sexual Healing, Marvin Gaye

137. Wonderful Tonight, Eric Clapton

138. Tonight, Tonight, The Smashing Pumpkins

139. Tonight’s the Night, Rod Stewart

140. Here Comes the Night, Them

141. Imaginary Lover, Atlanta Rhythm Section

142. Something, The Beatles

143. Who’s Crying Now? Journey

144. How Much I Feel, Ambrosia

145. Dreams, Fleetwood Mac

146. Beginnings, Chicago

147. Just You ’n’ Me, Chicago

148. Brick House, The Commodores

149. Main Street, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band

150. Let’s Go, The Cars

151. I’m Sorry, John Denver

152. I’ll Be There, The Jackson 5

153. We May Never Pass This Way Again, Seals and Crofts

154. You’re My Best Friend, Queen

155. Hard To Say I’m Sorry, Chicago

156. Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word, Elton John

157. Magic, Pilot

158. Love Hurts, Nazareth (or The Everly Brothers if you’re impossibly old)

159. Reminiscing, The Little River Band

160. Our House, Crosby, Stills & Nash

161. Good Times, Chic

162. Celebration, Kool & The Gang

163. Alright Now, Free

164. Right Time of the Night, Jennifer Warnes

165. How Long, Ace

166. Spread Your Wings, Queen

167. Feels So Good, Chuck Mangione

168. I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On, Robert Palmer

169. Fooled Again (I Don’t Like It), Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

170. I Can’t Wait, Nu Shooz

171. And I Love Her, The Beatles

172. We Just Disagree, Dave Mason

174. Let’s Groove, Earth, Wind & Fire

174. Rock the Boat, The Hues Corporation

175. You Make My Dreams, Hall and Oates

176. Just Once, James Ingram

177. Push It, Salt-n-Pepa

178. Walk on the Wild Side, Lou Reed

179. We May Never Love Like This Again, Maureen McGovern

180. Turn The Page, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band

181. Physical, Olivia Newton-John

182. Let Me Be Your Angel, Stacy Lattisaw

183. Magic, Olivia Newton-John

184. Strange Magic, Electric Light Orchestra

185. I’m Down, The Beatles

186. The Things We Do for Love, 10cc

187. Make It with You, Bread

188. Use Me, Bill Withers

189. Nothin’s Gonna Stop Us Now, Starship

190. Sail On, Sailor, The Beach Boys

191. I Want You to Want Me, Cheap Trick

192. I Think I’m in Love, Eddie Money

193. I Think I Love You, The Partridge Family

194. One, Three Dog Night

195. Lucky Man, Emerson, Lake & Palmer

195. Don’t Answer Me, Alan Parsons Project

197. You’re No Good, Linda Ronstadt

198. Question, The Moody Blues

199. The Sound of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel

200. Ease on Down the Road, Diana Ross and Michael Jackson

201. Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque, The Partridge Family

202. Missing You, John Waite

203. Oh Yeah, Yello

204. Rikki, Don’t Lose That Number, Steely Dan

So how did you do, my lovelies?