The Weird Intersection of UFOs and Fundraising

Send cash, I’m looking for aliens

In my last article I mentioned a person’s request for money on GoFundMe.com. He wanted help in his fight against the threat of chemtrails. Readers, that is just the beginning. There is so much unusual material on GoFundMe that I had to share more.

I searched the site on the topics of UFOs and extraterrestrials and found seven terrifically interesting fundraisers.

1. Our flying saucer man in Washington

Do you finally want the truth about UFO phenomena? One man is determined to travel to Washington D.C. and spend 30 days learning exactly what the government knows. He only needs some funding help. The initiative is called Project LightBeam and here are some projected expenses:

• $1,000 for dinners with members of Congress
• $1,300 for “miscellaneous and unforeseen expenses”
• $2,000 for “food and daily expenses”

After adding the cost of lodging, transportation to D.C., press credentials, FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) requests, and a car rental, he’ll need a total of $15,900. He’s raised more than $500 since starting his request in October 2023, and is therefore only about $15,400 short at this time.

“Some might find my methods brash, even confrontational,” he says, but he promises to get answers from our representatives and hold them accountable. The thought of this guy getting into the faces of politicians and demanding the goods on UFOs makes me happy. In my opinion, Congresspersons like Boebert, Greene, and Mike Johnson should each spend an afternoon with him.

2. A religious approach to the alien mystery

The next project is called “Exposing the UFO and Alien Delusion.” It’s a fundraiser for the CE4 Research Group. They possess hidden truth about aliens and alien abduction: these aren’t aliens, they are demons.

This group believes that public interest in so-called aliens is part of “… a Cosmic War for our souls. Your children are being seduced into it as well as your grandchildren.” There’s no mention of parents, siblings, or great-grandchildren, so I guess these demons have their limits.

As it turns out, the problem with peoples’ belief in aliens is that “It takes their eyes off of the one TRUE God of the Bible.” CE4 wants to correct this and needs money for videos, publications, conference travels, and domain name purchases.

“This could be one of the last great Hopes for humanity.” Hope with a capital H requires $10,000. They have raised $588 since July 2021.

3. Stuck on planet Earth with no money

The fundraiser is called “Galactic Civilization Ships That Are Here.” This is an exact quote, grammar and spelling retained:

“The orbships that the pentagon and ufo peaple are talking about are my family. They gave me the job galactic civilizations ambassador to earth. They don’t have money to help me down here. I am asking for help with this so I can do my job down here.”

4. A reward for information of the alien kind

Since August of last year, a person or group has been attempting to raise $10 million dollars for a project called “Disclosure Bounty Program for UFO Smoking Gun.” They want to offer this large sum to anyone who can provide verifiable proof of captured UFOs or extraterrestrials.

If I had, say, a jar with an alien’s head preserved in it, I’d definitely be tempted by this incentive. They’ve received no donations yet, but are leaving the request open though 2030.

5. A UFO family affair

This is my favorite fundraiser title: “Help My Wife Capture Her Frequent UFO Sightings.” The man posting this says his wife has “an uncanny ability to spot UFOs in the sky.” She needs high-quality camera equipment to document her sightings.

I like this person’s attitude and obvious admiration for his partner’s acumen. They are looking to raise $25,000 (Australian). It’s been almost a year and so far the stingy public has not donated so much as a penny.

6. Hiding in plain sight: spaceships hidden in clouds

The title of this one is “Radionnic Ships.” The money requested is to help print copies of an already written book: The Radionnic Ships of the Heavenly Host. The book shows readers how to identify ships in the sky. This is needed because, as the author says, “… most people look at clouds overhead and see nothing.”

Little did we know that “…. cumulus clouds are peppered with little Mobile Radionnic Scout Ships.” The book includes more than 650 color photos. It has raised $1,680 of its $24,000 (Canadian) goal.

7. Please park your warp vehicles here

This fundraiser, called “Close encounter circa 1993” has a succinct explanation: “I am going to create a UAP/UFO and time machine landing zone.” The writer was inspired by a personal experience 30 years ago. This $28 million request has garnered exactly zero donations thus far. It’s your chance to make a difference.

That’s enough examples for now

Your head may already be spinning with all the options. If anyone decides to donate to one of these, let me know in the comments. Meanwhile, keep your eyes on the sky with occasional glances at the GoFundMe page. You may play a part in one of the greatest events in history. Or not.

Think of how welcome the ETs would feel if we all designated our homes as UFO landing zones. Let’s do it. One caution: alien spaceships may emit high-energy gamma rays that disintegrate matter into its constituent atoms.