PUBERTY 2.0 — La Petite Mort
The Transgender Woman’s Guide to Estrogenic Orgasms
A poetic preface on personal pleasing
CW: Masturbation, self-love, excessive alliteration, moderate whimsy
So an hour ago I crossed off the only item on my bucket list. I accomplished my life’s goal. I had a full-bodied orgasm. And if you’re new here, warmest welcomes, I’m a whimsical word-nerd who also appreciates alphabetized alliteration and alluring assonance*. 2:22 7/22/2022
I
A sultry sapphic** soliloquy on solo sex
I
achieved arousing amatory action
bountied buxom brilliant bliss
culminated concupiscent cosmic climax
drank divinely desired destiny
experienced exquisite effulgent elation
felt fucking fully fucked
glimpsed glorious gushing gratitude
had horny happiness hugs
inspired intricate intrapersonal intensities
just joyously junked jollies
kept key Kegel kindnesses
luxuriated lushly lone love
made marvelous magic melt
nestled nearly naked niceties
organized opportune obstreperous orgasm
persuaded passionate prurient perfection
quelled quested quintessential quivers
received rambunctious radiant rapture
sucked salacious sybaritic self-satisfaction
transposed tremendously transformative tingles
upended utmost unabating urges
ventured voluptuously victorious vacation
welcomed wanton wonderful wiggles
xeroxed xenophilic xian xylocarp***
zigged zingy zestful zeniths
{I need new goals.}
How did I finally fulfill this once frivolous fraught fantasy? A thesaurus.
The next chapter in La Petite Mort: A Personal Quest will be out soon with more helpful reading suggestions, some even pertaining to the topic on hand.
Consummate regards,
💜 Victoria Quinn 💜
*assonance not included, void where prohibited, not available in all states.
**sapphic as in queerly lesbian, clearly not sapphic stanzas.
***I’d like to see you do better; seriously, that would be awesome.





