The Thing Down Cellar
Why big people soda is bad for families
Little Rodney pushed the covers from his body and slinked to the floor at the sound of his daddy screaming. He must have had the big people soda again. Whenever daddy sat at the table and drank big people soda he would cry and shriek and charge at the wall like King Kong. Sometimes he would walk into Rodney’s bedroom and stand there like a statue. The boy hated it, but he loved the old man.
Mommy said it was self-hatred due to sloth and incompetence and that he loosed his aggression by yelling and beating the wall instead of doing bad things to mommy and Rodney. The soda merely settled his stomach like the pink stuff in the bathroom cabinet. Rodney’s young brain couldn’t figure it.
This scream was louder than usual, and there was only one muffled thud instead of a dozen wild bangs. The house fell silent. Rodney crept toward his bedroom door. Sweat moistened his palms. The dim light from downstairs drew him like a blue lamp attracts a horsefly.
He crawled downstairs and peaked through the wooden bars of the railing. Daddy’s big people soda ran across the table and kitchen floor, and there was another liquid — a thick black substance — running in droplets to the cellar stairs. The door was open.
Rodney sidled across the linoleum and got his feet wet in the black stuff. It was hot. Terror gripped his little heart as he approached the cellar stairs, a black wormhole leading to a Hellish realm. He plugged his nostrils against the dank.
“Rodney, Jane,” a voice croaked.
The boy blubbered. “Daddy?”
“Rodney, what have you done to me? Look at me. I’m a — some sort of creature.”
“I can’t see you, daddy.”
A wet, creeping, crawling sound came from the bottom of the cellar stairs. Four reflective yellow eyes appeared and grew bigger until they were close. Rodney wept and, pushing a hand in its face, tried to back away.
“No — no, daddy, come up, there’s a monster. Mommy, help — ow!”
An ancient being with dead white skin reached its claws out from the dark and grabbed the boy’s ankle.
“Just a squeeze, now. A little pressure is all,” it hissed.
The ashen creature giggled and pulled Rodney down the first two steps. The boy fell on his back and slid down further, screaming. Mommy ran toward the kitchen in a heavy daze.
“Ope, don’t want mother stealing our fun, do we?” it said.
The yellow eyes looked down at little Rodney. It opened its mouth and punctured the boy’s neck with a set of sharp, uneven teeth, and dragged him into the cellar.
“Your father tasted bitter, so you’re my sweet treat.” The boy’s flesh tore and his blood covered the cold concrete floor as his organs were removed. Daddy, a mangled pile, lay beneath the stairs. Mommy ran down the old stairs and encountered an unsightly corpse sucking on the bones of her son. She collapsed.
A faint moan of delight floated up the stairs, but never reached the neighbors. Rarely did the starving creature get a three-course meal in one night.






