The Story Of Private Eye Paula

You never know where she will be when she catches you.

Who is Private Eye Paula? Well she is one of a kind her technique defined then refined then defined again always sharp, never bent out of shape, a favorite in the hotel industry always receiving a great rate

Private Eye Paula during the day is the head librarian she blends into books and catalogs the reference section this is all apart of the act before she engages and attacks

She acquired the job at her date of birth after it was unearthed her parents procreated after watching Austin Powers: Goldmember they worked for the CIA and told their boss:

our future child will be great at this we will name her Paula and she will research, spy, and kick lots of butts!

And that she has — Paula is top-rated Private Eye on the internet “wonderful!” “thorough” “the best” were messages left on the world-wide-web about her ability to spy, detect crime, and theft

Police are jealous that no one is left to arrest despite being ethically questionable, Paula has implemented Bluetooth on residential pigeons

This system has been implemented in Shanghai, Paris, New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Orlando, Tokyo, and Melbourne

Paula was born to locate and detain criminals her work ethic is incredible until she deems it necessary to find love she will be forever single

She has had some suitors, of course, but to be a spy and in love is one heck of a balancing act what matters most to Paula is being able to spy and detect crime wherever she is

Private Eye Paula hopes once her CIA contract ends she can begin to freelance and open up her own P.I. bank-loan pending approval — that is her wish

After every arrest, she quotes Omar from The Wire “you come at the king, you best not miss” she says it so much Paula got it tattooed on her wrist

Where will she be next?

Only Paula knows.