The GOP Embarrassment
The State of the Union is Fucked
We Are the Furthest Thing From United, So Thank a Republican
Last night, I spent a good portion of the evening watching LeBron James become the all-time leading scorer in NBA history. It was a historic evening watching the GOAT excel, and I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Then I got back on social media and learned that the WOAT was back in action. Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Worst of All-Time if LeBron is the GOAT.
I’m glad I didn’t watch the State of the Union address. I have a feeling my blood pressure would have been through the roof. Check out what I’m laying down.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is deplorable. She’s the human embodiment of a scorching case of herpes. She is loud, rude, aggressive, and has worse manners and beliefs than the trashiest person in the trailer park.
High-Mileage Barbie has no common sense or respect for the office she holds. Thank the double-digit IQ-having citizens of Georgia for electing her to her second term in Congress. What they see in her, I truly cannot fathom.
Well, she’s white, for one. She’s a gun-humping ammophile as well. She’s the best money spent by the NRA in a long time. I’m sure profits are up across the board because of howler monkeys like MTG and the other dumbasses some of you have elected to Congress.
I’m talking to you, Geoge Santos, and Anna Paulina Luna. Take your stupid AR-15 pins and shove them up your asses. What a slap in the face to the many Americans who have lost their children to mass shootings and gun violence. Read the fucking room, already.
The biggest issue that the right-wingers have that keeps them from being decent human beings is their pride. They are like small children when it comes to the concept of other people and their beliefs. They don’t play well with others.
The Fuck-Your-Feelings Party is stubborn. They don’t like being told “no”. They don’t care to be inconvenienced enough to implement sensible gun laws that would save lives. Lives of small school children and innocent, everyday citizens who are dying in a hail of bullets.
Because many of them feel that owning assault rifles is their “God-Given Right”, they don’t have to agree, conform, or meet anyone halfway. They refuse to take their elected positions seriously.
If they did, they wouldn’t be screaming like howler monkeys at the President of the United States. Where in the hell did they learn their manners from, anyway?
Chances are, they never did. Entitled garbage humans usually have the worst upbringings. That’s the only explanation, other than being subjected to the propaganda being broadcast by Faux News or that ridiculous Truth Social website that Trump likes to throw his little toddler tantrums on.
But rest assured, we won’t be subject to those for much longer. Trump will be facing numerous criminal charges in the near future. Inciting an insurrection after committing election interference and fraud is at the top of the list.
Add to that the numerous charges of sexual misconduct that are constantly attached to his reputation. Perhaps paying for sex with election campaign funds? And if all else fails, how about a little tax fraud? After all, that’s finally what brought Al Capone down.
The Teflon Don will be imprisoned. Mark my words.
This alone will not stop the GOP’s Coup Klux Klan. People like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ron Desantis, Greg Abbott, Lauren Boebert, George Santos, and more of their disgusting, vile kinds must be stopped. They do not want women to have reproductive rights. They cannot fathom any sort of sensible gun reform. They think LGBTQ citizens are all groomers and child molesters.
Take a look into your colleagues, churches, and possibly the mirror, if you want to see child molesters, Dumbasses. Boebert is even married to a man who whipped out his cock in front of teenage girls once at a bowling alley.
That’s the thing though when dealing with the political party of hypocrisy. Everything decent, moral, and that lends itself to equality for ALL citizens, not just the white ones, is wrong. They’re vocal about their disbelief and irrationality with their crazy thinking.
How do we fix this and become united? We can’t. I’ve given up on a return to decency. Back in the day, people didn’t often discuss politics and religion because the topics were so divisive. But that’s all changed in the past quarter century, with the rise of the internet.
Everyone has a voice, now. Everyone feels they’re right. Everyone wants to belittle others because of what they choose to believe. One side laughs at the other side. Live and let live is a thing of the past.
The people who want equality and economic safety for all people are made fun of by those who feel capitalism and “survival of the fittest” make them superior to those who struggle. The irony of the matter is that so many of these people who hold these beliefs are struggling mightily. They are afraid of everything, especially losing the self-perceived power they think they hold.
Until there is some sort of give-and-take between the two sides, we’ll never be the United States of America. It would probably take a world war for us all to come together as a nation and drop our bullshit differences to unite for a common cause. It’s sickening to think that a war would likely bring us closer together.
But the uneducated, stubborn, rigid people of the US of A still probably wouldn’t unite. There are some people that you just can’t reach. They’ll never be accepting of those who are different from them. They’ll stay the same shitty people they’ve always been.
Some of them are our elected officials. Some even catcall the President. Talk about a lot of classless, trashy people. The state of the union is fucked and there’s not much any of us can do about it.
Special thanks to Bill Miller for teaching me the term, “Coup Klux Klan”, that’s the funniest shit I’ve heard in forever, as it relates to the insurrectionist scum bags of January 6th.