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    </div><p id="0ce8"><b>Zote: </b>Just an FYI… It’s the left side of the Twix that’s better. For the sake of this Hundo, we’ll just pretend they’re the same.</p><p id="33c6"><b>Second Zote:</b> In a controlled Scientific Experiment, most people will open a Twix and eat the Left one First. Some claim it’s simply conditioning or instinct…</p><p id="3103"><b>Third Zote:</b> I believe most will choose the left one first, because deep down, they know it’s better. Let’s go for a fourth Zote, for Proof…</p><p id="7141"><b>Forth and Final Zote: </b>You just finished eating only half of a Twix. More often then not, it will have been the Left half. A random truck tire from a nearby expressway shatters your rib cage and spine. Now, which half of that Twix bar was better? The Left half you got to savor and enjoy or the Right half that’s currently stuck to the truck tire, right next to the deer crap, as it rolls away from your lifeless body?</p><p id="28a7"><b>Important Zote: </b>Reads by <b>Followers</b> or someone who <b>Follows</b> right after reading, increases how many Caramel Frappes’ I can afford. So, please Follow Me, it’s FREE to you, and I’m Thirsty. <b>BTW </b>— Audio is better. Like It? <b>Listen Twice</b>. Yes, they count up to twice. It’s a way you can give me a multiple…</p><p id="8d88">Thank You Soooo Much for going all the way with me, Zatanna</p><p id="1fb0"><a href="https://zatannadark.medium.com/subscribe"><b>Subscribe to My Mind! Never miss My Naughty Thoughts!</b></a></p><figure id="a355"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*c3GgTPdUSdOKE6VqTdHKJA.jpeg"><figcaption>ID 35411461 | 35410992 | 35411301 | 35410874 | 35411107 © Ruslan Solntsev | Dreamstime.com</figcaption></figure></article></body>
AI image by Night Cafe — The Battle was Birthed in 1967 — by Zatanna Dark

100 Word Challenge — Sorcery

The Sorcery Club Didn’t Start This War — The True Battle Of Left vs. Right Has Existed Since 1967

HUNDO | 100 WORD CHALLENGE | FICTION | HUMOR | FANTASY

What Spell will take down Draconic Pantheon?

An Omnipotent Monotheistic God, is important…

But, still nothing compared to

The True Battle of Left vs. Right!

AI image by Night Cafe — The Battle was Transmogrified in 2012— by Zatanna Dark

Sorry to inform the D&D Lovers that

God Like Dragon Scales no longer matter!

In 2012, it became an ALL OUT WAR!

Random Wild Sorcery fills the AIR!

Death and Destruction of the Human Race

IS ON THE LINE!

AI image by Night Cafe — By 2020 it’s Family vs. Family — by Zatanna Dark

There’s no SAFE PLACE TO HIDE!

LEFT OR RIGHT? YOU MUST DECIDE!

A voice of Reason SCREAMS!

“IT’S JUST A FUCKING

SALES CAMPAIGN!

BOTH SIDES OF THE

TWIX BAR ARE IDENTICAL!”

AI image by Night Cafe — Uncle Phil gets Trampled in 2024 — by Zatanna Dark

He is TRAMPLED in the PANIC!

Zote: Just an FYI… It’s the left side of the Twix that’s better. For the sake of this Hundo, we’ll just pretend they’re the same.

Second Zote: In a controlled Scientific Experiment, most people will open a Twix and eat the Left one First. Some claim it’s simply conditioning or instinct…

Third Zote: I believe most will choose the left one first, because deep down, they know it’s better. Let’s go for a fourth Zote, for Proof…

Forth and Final Zote: You just finished eating only half of a Twix. More often then not, it will have been the Left half. A random truck tire from a nearby expressway shatters your rib cage and spine. Now, which half of that Twix bar was better? The Left half you got to savor and enjoy or the Right half that’s currently stuck to the truck tire, right next to the deer crap, as it rolls away from your lifeless body?

Important Zote: Reads by Followers or someone who Follows right after reading, increases how many Caramel Frappes’ I can afford. So, please Follow Me, it’s FREE to you, and I’m Thirsty. BTW — Audio is better. Like It? Listen Twice. Yes, they count up to twice. It’s a way you can give me a multiple…

Thank You Soooo Much for going all the way with me, Zatanna

Subscribe to My Mind! Never miss My Naughty Thoughts!

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