Brain Disorder Art
The Shaky Pen 7
Abstract Cartooning by H Mikel Feilen
“Welcome!” Here is the seventh edition of The Shaky Pen at The Pub.
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Let the madness begin.
Craziness One:
Forgetting why I just walked into a room is becoming more common every day.
I’m not sure if it is from age, all the weed I’ve smoked, years of banging my head on the ground from grand mal seizures, or all the above.
Just anymore, it feels like my short-term memory is playing hide-and-go-seek with me. I’m afraid one day I’m going to get disconnected from my recall as if I forgot to pay my memory bill.
There’s not really a memory bill, is there? I can’t remember!
Craziness Two:
Have you ever apologized to someone because they expected you to and to top it all off, they were a real dick? Your apology was forced because of some situation.
Like saying you’re sorry to the boss for something you didn’t even do, that really sucks! Sometimes after you say the traditional “I’m sorry sir!” it is followed by a silent — Asshole!
Remember — Silent — the key word here!
An “Oops! Did I say “You pencil-neck — dick-with-ears” out loud?” can be quite embarrassing — satisfying — but embarrassing.
Craziness Three:
Let me get this straight — a Designated Driver does not drink while out partying with friends —they remain sober while watching everybody else get hammered and have fun.
How dismal!
“Bartender! — Give me and my friend here, another Bloody Mary — put mine in a to-go cup with a lid and a straw — I’m driving.”
Craziness Four:
Researchers say that the Human race is evolving to where our mouths will become removable.
We can put it on either side of our face, making it easier to talk out of both sides of our mouths.
Think of it! Bosses can put them on their asses making it more pleasurable for all the office sycophants.
Craziness Five:
The saying “Actions speak louder than words.” is the absolute truth. With that being said — Marjorie Taylor Greene’s actions — prove she is a flaming whack job.
If you are one of those people who think she is a brilliant politician I apologize. Maybe you can see some form of intelligent life hidden deep inside her idiotic facade.
I personally only see a Neandrathal in heels.
Craziness Six:
Still, at 67, I find by just saying the words “Everybody Dance Now!” with that driving beat, makes me want to boogie my brains out.
Unfortunately, I lost my boogie and my brain at about the same time.
Peace, Love, and Unconditional Happiness!
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