The Sex Toy That Uses Sonic Waves Is No Joke
My entire body was just highjacked by the universe

That little device was handcrafted by the time lords and soaked in the essence of hell before being packaged by the wizards at Hogwarts.
Seriously. I don't recommend this sex toy for anyone with a soul unless you plan to forfeit said soul to the nether. Well, I am a ginger, so I don’t have a soul, so I got lucky.
I see a lot of good reviews on The Lelo Sona Cruise, and yes, it feels amazing, but this toy should come with a damn waiver, or at least the opportunity to write your will before you succumb to its power.
This damn pick clit demon is like the Dahmer show on Netflix. It gets a lot of raving and ranting but let's not forget that it is EVIL!
Me, being the kind of girl who will try anything once, decided to put this thing on my clit while being fucked.
Bad
Idea.
At first, the sensation was intense but bearable.
It didn’t feel like licking, rubbing, flicking, kicking, fucking anything resembling human interaction, it felt like NASA was conducting some weird space travel experiment from inside of my sex drive — in hyperdrive.
Within seconds of feeling oooh’s and ahhh’s, I felt something different…something powerful.
Normally when a woman climaxes, she is able to pinpoint within reason when it's going to happen. With this device, you have zero fucking clue when you’re going to come.
Not in a good way.
I came so hard that I crapped myself…
Yep. I shit on myself while squirting.
The moral of the story is, if you haven’t used this sex toy before here is some advice.
- Don’t use it during sex unless you’re used to it.
- Don't put it on full blast.
- Work your way to the clit before going hyper-crazy on your clit.
Will I still use this after crapping myself?
Yep.





