avatarMeghan Madness

Summary

The Lelo Sona Cruise sex toy, which uses sonic waves, is described as an incredibly intense and powerful device that can lead to unexpected and overwhelming orgasms, with one user cautioning that it should be used with care and possibly after writing one's will.

Abstract

The Lelo Sona Cruise, a sex toy that employs sonic wave technology, is portrayed as an exceptionally potent device that delivers sensations beyond conventional stimulation. The author recounts a personal experience where the toy's intensity was so overwhelming that it led to an uncontrollable bodily reaction during orgasm. Despite the rave reviews and the admittedly pleasurable feelings, the author warns that the toy's power borders on the supernatural and advises users to approach it with caution, suggesting a gradual introduction to its capabilities and not to use it at full power initially, especially during sex.

Opinions

  • The author describes the Lelo Sona Cruise as a sex toy that is not for the faint of heart, suggesting it could hijack one's entire body.
  • The toy is said to be so intense that it feels otherworldly, akin to a space travel experiment conducted by NASA.
  • It is implied that the orgasm induced by the toy is unpredictable and extremely powerful, leading to a loss of bodily control.
  • The author humorously suggests that using the toy might require writing one's will beforehand due to its intensity.
  • Despite the cautionary tale, the author admits that the toy feels amazing and plans to continue using it, indicating a love-hate relationship with the device.
  • The review includes a humorous yet explicit warning about the potential for involuntary bodily functions during climax, such as defecation.
  • The author provides practical advice for first-time users to avoid being overwhelmed by the toy's power, such as not using it on full blast and getting accustomed to the sensations before using it during sex.

The Sex Toy That Uses Sonic Waves Is No Joke

My entire body was just highjacked by the universe

Gif from the movie Labyrinth

That little device was handcrafted by the time lords and soaked in the essence of hell before being packaged by the wizards at Hogwarts.

Seriously. I don't recommend this sex toy for anyone with a soul unless you plan to forfeit said soul to the nether. Well, I am a ginger, so I don’t have a soul, so I got lucky.

I see a lot of good reviews on The Lelo Sona Cruise, and yes, it feels amazing, but this toy should come with a damn waiver, or at least the opportunity to write your will before you succumb to its power.

This damn pick clit demon is like the Dahmer show on Netflix. It gets a lot of raving and ranting but let's not forget that it is EVIL!

Me, being the kind of girl who will try anything once, decided to put this thing on my clit while being fucked.

Bad

Idea.

At first, the sensation was intense but bearable.

It didn’t feel like licking, rubbing, flicking, kicking, fucking anything resembling human interaction, it felt like NASA was conducting some weird space travel experiment from inside of my sex drive — in hyperdrive.

Within seconds of feeling oooh’s and ahhh’s, I felt something different…something powerful.

Normally when a woman climaxes, she is able to pinpoint within reason when it's going to happen. With this device, you have zero fucking clue when you’re going to come.

Not in a good way.

I came so hard that I crapped myself…

Yep. I shit on myself while squirting.

The moral of the story is, if you haven’t used this sex toy before here is some advice.

  1. Don’t use it during sex unless you’re used to it.
  2. Don't put it on full blast.
  3. Work your way to the clit before going hyper-crazy on your clit.

Will I still use this after crapping myself?

Yep.

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