The Rest Of 2020 According to My Alphabet Cereal

Just add milk — the magic eight ball tells all

So far, we have had it rough this year, definitely not within 20/20 hindsight.

What will happen in the coming months? Let’s consult the magically delicious eight ball.

July

Judging from the previous month, it won’t be good. I see the word BOG and the letters LE. Let me explain what this entails.

BOG is a wet grassland, covered in dead plant material, the letters LE, according to the Central of Real Alphabet People (C.R.A.P.) LE signifies, lemurs evolve.

In July, expect extreme rainfall, enough to bog every piece of grass, followed by lemurs who will come to drink from the Covid-19 water, and they will mutate into 6-foot man-eating predators. However, the lemurs don’t eat people who wear masks.

August

Judging from the previous month, it won’t be good. However, this time, I see the word T-REX and the letters MI. Let me explain what this entails.

A T-Rex is a massive prehistoric meat-eating lizard, the letters MI, according to the Central of Real Alphabet People (C.R.A.P.) MI signifies, mini.

In July, the lemurs will have taken out a good portion of mask-less pedestrians, and they are now full and hibernating. However, the same people who thought it was smart to begin cloning, have cloned a T-Rex. Unfortunately, the cloning went haywire, and they produced 1.2million mini T-rex. Yeah, not good. Luckily, much like the bee, after one bite, they die.

September

Judging from the previous month, it won’t be good. However, this time, I see the word PLOT and the letters TW. Let me explain what this entails.

A PLOT is essentially a timeline or the main event, the letters TW, according to the Central of Real Alphabet People (C.R.A.P.) TW signifies, twist.

Ok, now that we can all assume most of the mini T-Rex is dead, here is the plot twist. Unfortunately, the T-Rex fed off of the sleeping, infected lemurs. There is a new hybrid – the T-Lemurs.

October

Judging from the previous month, it won’t be good, again. However, this time, I see the word TOON and the letters RL. Let me explain what this entails.

A TOON is a cartoon character, meant to be fake, the letters RL, according to the Central of Real Alphabet People (C.R.A.P.) RL signifies, real life.

While the T-Lemurs are destroying the cities, the planet Jupiter aligned with the sun, just as the most energetic ray of light touched the archaic “Roger Rabbit” V.H.S tape, in turn, creating a parallel universe which allows toons to come forth with their anger. Some of these include Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.

November

Judging from the previous month, it won’t be good, again. However, this time, I see the word LAKE and the letters EP. Let me explain what this entails.

A LAKE is an open body of water, the letters EP, according to the Central of Real Alphabet People (C.R.A.P.) RL signifies, EMPTY.

As the Toons take to the streets, people have no choice but to lock themselves inside. It has been recorded that the toons have now allied with the T-Lemurs and have been seen riding them as a battle steed. The lakes, however, have begun to evaporate, unfortunately, with all the madness in the air, our clouds are protesting against soaking up the lake water, so the water is now gone.

December

Judging from the previous month, it won’t be right, hopefully, after this month, it will get better. However, this time, I see the word TIME and the letters LP. Let me explain what this entails.

TIME is the indefinite continued progress of existence, the letters LP, according to the Central of Real Alphabet People (C.R.A.P.) RL signifies LOOP.

wait…

crap…

Due to the lack of normalcy, we have broken time…2020 will repeat itself on an infinite loop…