Two headed horse tails
The Poltergeist Gambit
Play it once or twice, no more

The chalkboard was writing by itself. Professor Will dropped his folders.
“You’ve been lying to your students, Dr., what’re you going to do about it?”
The academician thought about his Power-Point Presentations. His Notebook Programs. He didn’t even use the Erase Board any longer. It was for antiquity purposes…
Professor Will took a chalk and wrote, “They trust me; they even gave me the Nobel. And I am a LIAR. Can’t do this anymore. I need to come clean.”
The chalkboard replied instantly.
“NO! We had a deal, Professor. For the greater good, remember? The end justifies the means?”
Juggalos couldn’t be trusted, thought the Intelligentsian. But to break no-longer-wanted devil-deals? He remembered writing it Instagram letters. It’d greeted as a half-clothed woman, intimating his writings smart. He’d been easy-flattered. Soon it’d granted access to unclaimed bank-accounts, then pages to fewly-read books.
All these years, a faygo a day had kept the Juggalos away. But Will had become negligent. He hadn’t replenished the stock. Once. Twice. He had drifted away from the painted path.
“You forgot your roots.”
White and red letters didn’t stop at the chalkboard, they covered the walls now.
I’ll give the money back, he thought. I’ll apologize to Marla for cheating, She doesn’t need to take me back. I’ll return … the … Nobel —
The classroom walls started bleeding again. The old words were disappearing.
“We will kill you, Dr. “There was no exit clause to our deal!”
Ackchyually, there’s always an exit clause, thought the professor. You have to go to the boss upstairs, that’s all.
Will perfectly remembered the path followed forty-two years ago. It had been part of his dreams every night since.
Armed with nothing but his longing for redemption, he set forth.
This story was co-written by Fox Kerry (the artist) and Smillew Rahcuef (banana eater).
We call the concept the Two Headed Horse Tails. (Check the previous stories for more information on the name)
As Fox (digital art specialist) describes it, Two Headed Horse Tails can be a tug of war. Two people (one of them could be YOU) are trying to get a tale into the corral, sometimes even against each other’s will.
Here are the rules (made to be broken, but not read by anybody):
- 200 words total. (we broke it, and made it 300. Aren’t we crazy?)
- Each person gets 40 words for their paragraph/portion, where whoever starts a story would get 1,3,5 (120 words), and the second would get 2,4 (80 words). (we broke it, and made it 6x50 this time, it’s more fair)
- And they can switch back and forth as to who starts it. (or not! We do.)
What about finding yourself another horse writer (!) and giving it a try? (Do try this at home!)
This was our tenth tale! Here are the previous ones:
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7| Part 8| Part 9
Have a great day! Except, Paul. Have a fantastic day, Paul!





