The Philosophy of Squidward Tentacles

Do you ever find yourself just going through the motions? Like you’re existing but not really living?
A cherished cartoon character might have some insight.
One of my favorite SpongeBob episodes of all time titled “Squidville” captures this feeling perfectly.
It might even be one of my favorite episodes of all time.
Squidville is an episode that focuses little on the main sponge and more on the melancholic Squidward Tentacles.
If you remember, this is the episode where Squidward decides he can’t tolerate his annoying neighbors anymore and moves to a gated community called Tentacle Acres.
Here, the gates are literally made of gold and Squidward discovers a utopia where everyone looks and acts just like him.
Then he lives happily ever after.

Actually, that last part isn’t true.
Squidward spirals into a state of anhedonia and essentially has a mental breakdown by the end of the episode.
So what got him there?
More importantly, why does it matter to you?
The Problem: Hedonic Adaptation
Squidville is a cautionary tale about the rat race and serves as a metaphor for suburbia.
- Gated community — check
- Cookie cutter homes — check
- Homogeneity—check
At first, Squidward was ecstatic.
Going to the fancy store, trendy dance class, music class —
But the happiness quickly disappeared.
Sound familiar?
Why?
Hedonic adaptation is the tendency for us humans to experience a happiness boost after a desired event occurs, then return back to baseline after becoming used it.
Its the reason you’ll no longer feel hyped a few days after that promotion.
Or the reason you won’t care about that new [xyz] anymore.
Squidward through hedonic adaptation shows us that happiness from external forces is superficial and temporary.
Whatever your definition of happiness is, there is a good chance that it is best earned through internal work.

The Solution: Gratitude Journaling
Gratitude journaling lets you hop off the treadmill of hedonism.
Sadly, Squidward never actually realizes this. He decides to move back to his old neighborhood, but that won’t change his mindset.
Maybe that’s why he’s not the happiest sea creature.
But its not too late for us.
You can practice gratitude anywhere.
- Keep a journal.
- Write down 3 things every day that you are grateful for.
- Make it personal, specific, and detailed.
Being able to live in the present was the first benefit I got from gratitude journaling.
You quickly realize what you value and what is extraneous.
There are a lot a hidden benefits to gratitude journaling that you only learn through action.
It takes less than 5 minutes. Give it a try and see the changes as they come.





