The Only Thing You Need in Life
All I need in my life is a little bit of Tea. I guess the Coffee will do too.
And, if push comes to shove, okay fine! I will have a gallon of Beer! But, will it help?
Will it help against the constant bickering amongst these overlapping lines of thoughts in my brain?
My head is a children’s playground and them thoughts are the evil reincarnations of the binge drinking pixies. They need some sobering up.
And that’s why all I need in my life is a little bit of Tea. I guess the coffee will do too.
If I can’t properly sober them up, it makes sense to gulp down a gallon of Beer and join the fun. Until we both pass out happily on the side of the road, half-naked and content. It happens.
But, will it help with the knackered and spent neurons in my brain that only demand a shut-eye, once every hour, 24 times a day?
My neurons, spoilt babies with their childish demands and ransoms.
And yet, they freeze hilariously when all I ask from them is to string together a simple sentence in front of her. ‘Hi, my name is bla, bla, bla’. Unfreeze! Unfreeze! You minions!
Maybe, all I need in my life is a little bit of Tea. The Coffee ain’t so bad, either.
And, if push comes to shove, I guess a bag of Weed shouldn’t hurt that much?
So, I take it. I smoke the grass with Bob Dylan playing in the background. A Bob Dylan song, I meant. You can never be so sure with weed in the system.
The binge-drinking pixie thoughts are a bit confused now. They don’t want to run anymore. Maybe, a quick lie down? A little shut-eye? Ha! Off you go, you grey-matter-sucking vampires!
The spoilt baby neurons, their bridge to the synapses have been broken down. A small victory, finally.
Maybe, I’ll stay this way forever. A life worth living. Paradise.
So, I smoke more. For days, weeks, months. And I stay this way. The pixie thoughts, all dead and buried in a muddy corner.
The neurons, all lazy and bewildered, unable to build the synaptic bridges.
Until a tap on my shoulder wakes me up, ‘It’s been 6 hours mate, you gotta get out of my house!’
All I need in my life, quite desperately right now, is a little bit of Tea. I guess the Coffee will do too.
