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Summary

The Niche Brothers are offering a Halloween special promotion where purchasing one niche product results in a 50% discount on a second niche product, alongside commentary on the nature of writing and sensitivity.

Abstract

The Niche Brothers are celebrating Halloween with a unique sales promotion: customers who purchase one niche product can get a second niche product at half price. The accompanying text takes a humorous and somewhat sarcastic tone, suggesting that the company is overcharging for their products based on a whimsical pricing structure. It also touches on the existential question of whether one is suited to be a writer, particularly if they are overly sensitive. The author hints at a forthcoming discussion on whether a sensitive person can excel as a writer. Additionally, a brief biography of Don, a writer and humorist from Nashville, TN, is provided, inviting readers to subscribe to his work.

Opinions

  • The author playfully criticizes the idea of arbitrary pricing structures, implying that the Niche Brothers' products are overpriced.
  • There is a tongue-in-cheek suggestion that having too much of a good thing, such as multiple niche products or a plate with three meats and a vegetable, might not be ideal.
  • The author questions the compatibility of sensitivity with the writing profession, suggesting that perhaps not everyone is cut out for it, with a promise of further exploration into this topic.
  • Don is portrayed as an observant and versatile writer, capable of both humor and seriousness, and he is actively seeking support from his readers.

The Niche Brothers are Having a Big Halloween Special

Pick one niche, and get the second niche 1/2 OFF!

Photo by Xiaolong Wong on Unsplash

Counterintuitive isn’t it? Like lunch including three meats and a vegetable.

We guess you really can have too much of a good thing.

If it makes you feel any better, we are grossly overcharging for ALL of them, based on the arbitrary pricing structure we use.

You may be asking yourself, at this point, if you’re even cut out to BE a writer. If that’s your question, then the answer probably is “no.” Perhaps you are too sensitive a guy to be a writer. More about that next.

Don’s a keen observer and prolific reporter of truth, common sense, humor, & life. He’s a WRITER and humorist, sometimes serious, sometimes tongue-in-cheek. He lives in Nashville, TN. He publishes every weekday morning. If you like his stuff, tell him HERE!

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