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The Next Tiger King

A Dear Jonica letter

Dear Jonica,

I am a 38 year old male, living with my parents and my brother Tom. We run a pretty popular UFO youtube channel. We’re (my brother and me) kinda a big dill.

But I don’t think that's my calling. I always wanted to be a tiger, lion, and bear tamer in the circus. It has been a dream of mine, ever since I was a small lad. Since watching the show The Tiger King recently, I have been inspired and I feel validated, a calling if you will, by the people on the show and I wrestle with the idea that the time has come.

I need to go and join the circus. My brother and me make hundreds of dollars a year off our Youtube channel and go to all the UFO conventions. I am the face of the channel and my brother is the behind the scenes guy. Nobody knows my secret.

I am the next Lions and Tigers and Bears King. How do I tell my family?

Sincerely, The Brother who has a UFO YouTube page who is gonna be the next Tiger King at the circus

Dear Brother,

It is never too late to follow your dreams. In this case, you can combine them!

The first step, buy a tiger. Second step, start bringing it everywhere with you to UFO conventions and the like. Your brother should be able to videotape your kingly ability to train this tiger. And since you are practicing at UFO conventions, surely it would qualify for your YouTube channel.

You could also petition the aliens at Area 51to imbue you with extraterrestrial powers to communicate with lions, tigers, and bears. With those powers, no circus in their right mind would turn you away!

Regardless of how you tell your family if you include them in the process, I’m sure they will support you. Make sure your brother records everything for your YouTube channel. From buying lions, tigers, and bears, to finding that friendly alien life form.

You are sure to make even more hundreds of dollars.

Good luck!

Jonica