100 Word Challenge — Oscillate
THE MYSTERIES OF ONE FAIRIE’S ORGASM REVEALED
Vibration or Penetration Alone Just Won’t Burst Her Bubble…
Doctor Fingerfuckarumpus’s City
Lacked Color and Happiness
Mayor Tritongingherspincter
Tasked the Doctor to “Fucking Fix It!”
Doc knew the Answer was
The Colorful Burst of a Happy Fairiegasm
Officer Boofandbanger suggests
“Let’s just Boof and Bang a Fairie”
Now you know why
Officer Smith got His Nickname
Fingerfuckarumpus replies
“My God! You’re Stupid!”
“Fairies won’t Fairiegasm by
Ass Alcohol and Penetration Alone.”
“Not even a Vibrator
Can Tinker their Bells.”
“It takes Oscillation Man!
To Burst a Fairie’s Bubble!”
Fingerfuckarumpus was Right
His Oscillator Produced a Fairiegasmic Burst!
Which turned out to Be
Slippery as Fuck!
Leading to a Fifteen
Car Pileup on 5th and Main
Zistory: When Fairies were first created, the smallest of vibration would Tinker their Bells. The initial flaw in their Creation, was the intense vibration through their fae bodies, caused by the fast flapping of their wings.
They could fly, but not more than a few seconds before their Fairiegasms would take them down faster than moisture seeking drones. Since Ride-share wasn’t invented yet, nor were shoes with proper arch support, even a trip to the Pharmacy for some snortable Pixie-Dust, was slow and painful.
Since most (I say most, cause some love a good spanking) Fairies aren’t Masochists, which truly is a shame, they needed to adapt. The couldn’t lessen the vibrations so they were forced to raise their Tinkering Tolerances.
And that’s why Flying Fairies have Calloused Clitoris’s and Non-Flying Fairies have Orthopedic Shoes and way more Fairiegasms…
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