The Worst Interview Of My Life
A nightmare or a dream?
I was 18 years old when I dropped out of school. It wasn’t easy because everyone was judging me and nobody believed in me. My mom was begging me to find a job and to be a normal guy, considering that “normal” at that time meant being a man with a stable job even if that job equaled the destruction of yourself.
As I was doing my research for a job online, I saw an ad saying: “We are looking for young men who know English and can use a keyboard”.
I was stunned, I said: “This is my fucking dream job” I instantly applied. There were no other details about it, the only requirements were knowledge of English and typing fast on a keyboard. I’ve been a gamer since I was 14, typing on the keyboard insanely fast, so there was no problem with that, and, as far as English was concerned, well, you can see it as you read, it’s trash but you still get it, right?
Two days after applying for that job I got a call and the man on the phone asked me to go in for an interview. Again, I felt stunned and overwhelmed by the idea, I was only 18 going 19, yet I was also very intrigued because there was no other detail on the job application, so I was wondering, what is it about?
Days passed by and I was at the front door, which a skinny guy opened and welcomed me in. As I entered the villa (yes, it was an unknown villa in a not so populated area of the city), l instantly heard “Ahhh, ohhh, Yeahhh, fuuuck”. I looked to my left and I saw two women totally naked. One of them was in her 50’s, face-timing with some Turkish guy. I heard her saying “So, do you like my boobs?” and as she asked that, I automatically looked at her boobs which were ready to be admired. She turned to face me and said: “Not you! I am talking to my Turkish friend”. The man who initially invited me in said: “Come over here, the interview is here”.
I was shocked, I actually thought I applied for a job in IT or something similar, yet here I am sitting in front of a man with a weird unshaved beard and two girls naked sitting behind him talking to a fucking Turkish. Was this going to be the nightmare of my life or the dream job?
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