The Most Outrageous WandaVision Prediction You’ll Ever Hear
I think it’s going to be great.

And it’s only going to get better. That’s a mild surprise to me.
WandaVision is from Marvel. I always figured it was going to be at least okay.
Still, prior to the first episode, it was the other ones that excited me. Why couldn’t they start with Loki, or What If? No! With She-Hulk! Tatiana Maslany is an amazing actress. If you haven’t watched her in Orphan Black, trust me, you’re going to fall in love when She-Hulk hits. No pun intended.
But WandaVision? I was going to watch it and probably mildly enjoy it. Beyond that, I had no expectations.
It blew me away.
How does the pitch for the first two episodes go anyway?
Writer: It’s about Wanda and Vision.
Executive: From the Avengers? Wait, isn’t Vision dead?
Writer: Exactly. Only no. So, we’re going to start off in a straight-up sitcom situation. Not only that, it’s a sitcom from the ‘50s. We’ll have a hokey intro and everything.
Executive: That sounds a bit silly.
Writer: Not at all. Oh, and a laugh track.
Executive: Are we going to address the fact that Vision is dead?
Writer: Probably. Maybe. But not for several episodes. So, in the first one, he and Wanda host a dinner party for Vision’s boss. It’s going to be hilarious. We’ll set it up with a classic misunderstanding.
Executive: … I love it.
Writer: Wait until you hear about the pineapple sight gag.
Executive: What?

There is nothing on paper that makes this work. Marvel doesn’t care. Making it work is what Marvel does. Ever since Iron Man 3. Wait, I mean Thor 2: The Dark World.
No, dang it. Okay. Can we at least agree on their success rate since Guardians of the Galaxy? That’s the real connection here.
I’m a comic geek. I knew the Guardians. But even I wondered if they were making a mistake. Instead, Marvel knocked it out of the park and proved they could break the mold with success. That’s what they’re doing with WandaVision.
I’m also familiar with the reality-bending nature of Wanda’s history. From her disappearing [REDACTED DUE TO POTENTIAL SPOILER INFORMATION] all the way to No More Mutants.
Given the millions of MCU fans, most of which are not comic book readers, this puts me firmly in the minority.
There’s no doubt in my mind that WandaVision is playing with similar themes to the comics. It’s obvious, really. And they’re doing so with a compelling storytelling technique.
I can’t wait for more.
But what about the fan that doesn’t read the comics? The fan that doesn’t maintain a Marvel Unlimited subscription for both entertainment and research purposes?
Here’s my theory. They’re going to love it, too. We’re all going to love it.
The overarching narrative, wherever it goes, is going to drive us not only to watch but to re-watch. This is like The Sixth Sense or my favorite Doctor Who episode of all time, Heaven Sent.
You watch it once. Then, knowing what you’ve seen, you watch it again.
The problem isn’t a slow narrative. It’s that we want to know what happens next. And that’s the best thing you can say about a story.
Is it Friday yet?
Scott Hughey is going to go read Vision and the Scarlet Witch, Vol 2 again to pass the time.






