The Most Important Lesson You Learnt About Climate Change in School
And why it was the whole-class detention.
“This is so unfair!” you mouth at each other across the deafening silence of the classroom.
You glance around. Jerome is holding his head in one hand, tracing shapes on the table with his other. Tyler is frowning at the floor.
Behind him, Amelia is trying to make eye contact with her friends — but they’re all too annoyed to respond.
Kids are making vague clutches at their bag, poised like sprinters at the starting blocks, ready to make a break for it as soon as they’re allowed. But that only makes the time pass slower.
Whole-class detentions punish the bad as well as the good. Are they unfair? It’s hard to say. Perhaps, if the whole class was misbehaving, it is justifiable, even necessary, to keep everybody behind.
But what if it was only four or five kids? What if it was just the one?
I remember being sat in whole-class detentions. Sometimes I caused them, when I was the “bad kid” in my early adolescence — they embarrassed and enraged me then. When I got my act together later down the line and became the teacher’s pet, always well-behaved and studious, class detentions became a matter of haughty indignance for me.
I never realised they were the most important lessons I would have that day — let alone ever.
We are living in a world of massive climate change and resource shortage, teetering on the brink of disaster, toppling ever further, day after day. We are destroying forests at rates measured in units of football pitches per second. We are warming the global atmosphere by multiple degrees. Oceans are set to rise by meters. Animals, the reason for deforestation, are slaughtered by the billions in conditions that would hardly befit Treblinka.
Even those who have done nothing wrong, or those who are trying to do as little wrong as possible by cutting out flying and meat and plastic, can’t avoid the seas, storms, droughts, and heatwaves we will inevitably experience.
Resource shortage affects everybody — perhaps the rich less than the poor, but they cannot buy themselves comfort forever.
Whether people believe in climate change or not, capitalist or socialist, conservative or progressive, Christian, Hindu, Muslim, or nothing of the sort — we will all be touched by the grotesque maw of a changing climate.
We are all being kept behind after class.
No, perhaps not everybody is responsible. But what even is responsibility? Is responsibility retrospective — are we responsible only if we turned on a light switch when we didn’t need to, had too long a shower, flew when we could’ve got the train? Or is responsibility prospective and proactive— are we responsible if we could easily do something different today?
We need to accept that maybe we are not responsible for the actions of the past, but we should be held accountable for our collective actions of the future.
We are responsible for making sure our co-citizens don’t “misbehave”.
We need to take on the mantlet of conversation and education.
We need to question the consumer habits of ourselves and others when it comes to fast fashion, fast food, fast travel.
Think about the R number of coronavirus infections during the pandemic: this represented the number of further people infected by each positive case. In the case of the pandemic, we obviously want to minimise R. When it comes to sustainable decisions in our everyday lives, we need to maximise it. We need to not only ‘test positive’ for sustainable life choices, but we want to influence as many people as we can to do the same. Be contagious: converse, educate, inspire people to make good decisions.
Because it’s not just themselves they’ll commit to the coming whole-world detention: it’s you and yours, too.






