The Money Bush

“My daddy say money don’t grow on trees. My daddy don’t lie.”
“Yes Johnie, your Dad was right. This money didn’t come from a money tree. It came from a money bush.”
“Money bush yay. I like money bush.”
“Take this money. And here’s what I want you to buy. Now listen carefully and repeat after me….Very good, Johnnie. Now tell me what you are going to buy…Very good…Now this is very important. If somebody asks you where the money came from, you tell them It came for a money bush. You can’t tell anyone that I gave you money. If you do they will just take all the money away. You have to promise me that you won’t tell anybody that I gave you money.”
“Okay I promise. My daddy say always keep your promise.”
“That’s right Johnnie. Always keep your promise. Now where did the money come from?”
“It come from a money bush.”
“That’s right Johnie. Now be a good boy and buy all this stuff. I will come back in a few days and bring you more money.”
“More Money! From the money bush! Yay!”
“Now look here kid. You’re in a lot of trouble. Passing counterfeit is a serious crime. If you don’t tell us where you got this Money you’re going to jail.”
“The money come from a money bush.”
“Money doesn’t grow on trees!!!”
“That’s right my daddy say money don’t grow on trees. My daddy don’t lie.”







