The Missing Birthday Cake
When a surprise happens in more ways than one.
“Silence! Please, everyone just be quiet for a moment!” Gail screams, as she becomes frustrated after realizing someone has taken her child’s first birthday cake.
Gail is a career woman that never intended on having children. She’s in her early thirties, but Roger, her husband, is twenty years her senior. The two married three years ago, and Roger informed Gail that he wants at least one child. Gail granted his request, but has been miserable ever since, and the thought of having more children are now slim to none.
“Sweetheart, calm down. I’m sure you probably forgot where you placed the cake in the house,” Roger said.
“Where else do you put a cake, other than in the kitchen? Quit blaming me, Roger, and just go to the store and get another cake.”
Given that his wife stated she left the cake in the kitchen, Roger goes to view the footage from the security camera. It appears their next door neighbor’s dog entered through the kitchen door and started eating the cake.
Then, the neighbor came over to get the dog and noticed the dog eating the cake. Surprisingly, the neighbor took the dog and the cake, then rushed out of the house, without informing Gail or Roger.
Children are starting to ask Gail when will they get some cake. Adults are chattering, as no one can believe that someone would steal a child’s birthday cake.
“Everyone, I have some news. I just looked at the video footage, and it appears our neighbor’s dog came in and started eating the cake. Then, our neighbor came to get her dog, and took the cake, as well,” Roger explains.
“Honey, you’re kidding, right? When did this happen?”
“It was approximately thirty minutes ago.”
“Who does that?! This is ridiculous! Our child won’t have any cake for his first birthday because of a hungry dog and an inconsiderate neighbor!” Gail screams, as she grabs her purse.
“Gail, sweetheart, please calm down. Where do you think you’re going? You can’t leave the party.”
“I’m going to give our neighbor a piece of my mind, then I’m going to buy another cake.”
All of a sudden, there’s a knock at the front door. The neighbor doesn’t drive, so she had a ride sharing service deliver a new cake, along with a message stating she’s sorry for the mishap. She didn’t know the child’s name, as her dog had already eaten the name from the cake, so she had “Happy Birthday” written on the replacement cake.
© Tony Young, Jr. 7/20






