The Miracle of Muscle Memory
… Without which this would have taken me 4 hours to type
In my past past life — duplication intentional: meaning, in the years prior to the commencement of my long-defunct career in high-tech — I’d aspired to be an elementary-school teacher.
In 1977, at the start of my ill-fated first term of graduate studies, I enrolled in a non-credit typing course. Word-processing was in its infancy, and my baby — little Miss Smith-Corona — was a manually operated clunker, as were the typewriters used in the class.
I lasted two weeks; Sore-Pinky Syndrome did me in. I have small hands and it hurt to make the stretctch. It hurt even more to apply the requisite force to the keys. I managed to eke out the c-o-u-r-s-e w-o-r-k for my Master’s in Education with the assistance of three six-packs of Wite-Out.
The effort proved doubly moot. There were no teaching jobs to be found. Regardless, after having been stuck student-teaching in junior-high hell, I forked off the road of higher education and pursued the path to higher pay.
And so it happened that for 23 years subsequent to my preemptive defection from teaching, I worked as a programmer. I continually used a keyboard for data entry of computer instructions, for which I generated documentation and designed user manuals. In the course of my career, I became proficient in typing, notwithstanding my handicap (make that pinky-cap).
I continue to be amazed that — as my brain handles the creative effort of conjuring characters and construing themes — my fingers go rat-a-tat-tapping, as they skip on and flip off the keyboard.
I find it both amusing and annoying that even my typos are unconsciously consistent. For instance — to my perpetual frustration whilst commenting on poetry — I nearly always mistype alliteration as alliertation (as I just did — I had to fix the first iteration).
My brain knows, and tells my fingers, that vacuum has one C followed by UU, but my fingers garble the message and type CCU. Jenny, one of my frequent readers, can attest to my mortification as to a story title. Proof-reading had failed to discern the error because my brain knew that it knows how to spell vaccum — -drat! — vacuum.
Twenty-five years post-divorce, I persist in mistyping greene, as I just did, with the superfluous E. Greene was my erstwhile surname. (The day after I tossed the dick, desiring a brighter shade, I assumed the name “Emerald.”)
Alas, yet again, I was obliged to correct above my oft-mistyped: “Emearld.”
Muscle Memory
the ability to reproduce a particular movement without conscious thought, acquired as a result of frequent repetition of that movement. “typing relies heavily on muscle memory” [emphasis added]






