Medium Must Pay You!
Ellie Guzman is one of Medium’s best and funniest writers.
She’s been providing you and your platform with internet gold and I have always enjoyed reading her brilliant articles. I always smile with delight and anticipation when I see an Ellie article in my feed.
Ellie has been generating traffic (only you know how much; my guess is that it is significant) that makes money that flows directly to your pocket.
You don’t have to break any rules. Commission an article.
Help one of your best writers out this Christmas.
A once-off payment of, say, $10,000 in return for all the traffic she has generated on your platform.
The internet is crying out for authenticity; Ellie is giving it to you in spades. Reward her for all she’s done for you.
The Meritocracy
I am outraged on your behalf Ellie; my heart aches for you.
YOU deserve to be president instead of that son-of-a-racist-slumlord fuckfacevonclownstick.
YOU know more about international relations than he does.
YOU are a thousand times more intelligent and charming than he is.
YOU and other brilliant women like talia jane should be running the show instead of the priveliged and entitled brotherhood of guys like Jeremy Stoppelman and Timothy D. Armour.
It just seems so unfair.
This situation cannot be permitted to continue.
Good luck with your funding.
If you ever come to Europe, you always have a place to crash in Copenhagen.