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e fake news beta-cucks get their pink girly panties in a bunch. More importantly, we can all learn from his elegant, statesmanlike language.</p><p id="bd43">As election year approaches, we must convince voters to embrace our platform of vengeance-based governing and of diverting all federal government resources towards the persecution of those on the Trump/GOP enemies list (this list currently comprises approximately 77 percent of the American population.)</p><p id="7bd7">Language is essential in convincing voters to ignore dull issues like the economy and climate change so they can focus on being terrified of their fellow Americans.</p><p id="ba0c">With this in mind, we ask all members of the team to select their words carefully when speaking to our base.</p><h2 id="0299">Below is a list of terms you can use to ensure our message is conveyed accurately:</h2><p id="e60a"><b>Instead of: </b>Democrat voters<b> </b> <b>Say:</b> Idiots, Radical Marxists, Satanic Pedophiles, Enemies of the American People</p><p id="d4ba"><b>Instead of: </b>Election (where opposition gets more votes than Republicans) <b>Say:</b> Rigged, Greatest Scam in History, Globalist Conspiracy</p><p id="ff7f"><b>Instead of: </b>President<b> </b>Biden<b> Say:</b> Sleepy Joe, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama</p><p id="e509"><b>Instead of: </b>Foreign dictators and kleptocrats <b>Say:</b> Smart Guys, Patriots</p><p id="2cef"><b>Instead of: </b>Migrants <b>Say:</b> Tuberculosis-ridden Scumbags, Pus-faced Gangbangers, Cockroaches</p><p id

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="bc09"><b>Instead of:</b> LGBTQ Americans<b> Say: </b>Groomers,<b> </b>Bathroom Predators, Retarded Furries</p><p id="3cee"><b>Instead of: </b>Women seeking healthcare <b>Say:</b> Crazy Feminists, Whores, Moist Towelettes</p><p id="d406"><b>Instead of:</b> Lies <b>Say:</b> Truth</p><h2 id="d89b">Below are some additional terms that will be introduced after President Trump “wins” the 2024 election:</h2><p id="1b67"><b>Instead of:</b> President Trump <b>Use: </b>Glorious Leader and President for Life Trump</p><p id="9d74"><b>Instead of: </b>Concentration Camps <b>Use:</b> Re-education Centers for Insane Communists</p><p id="fcb5"><b>Instead of: </b>Secret Police <b>Use:</b> Freedom Militia</p><p id="0132">Thanks everyone for your cooperation. We look forward to reading all your Truths!</p><div id="9318" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/dispatches-from-the-great-divorce-between-the-states-7e7361c2fdb4"> <div> <div> <h2>Dispatches From The Great Divorce Between the States</h2> <div><h3>Correspondence from the front underlines the tragic personal toll taken by Marjorie Taylor Greene's “national divorce”</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*odDWI16ZKs_cwL_xc4OpGQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

The Meme

A nature documentary

Photo by Good Free Photos on Unsplash

The following should be read in the voice of David Attenborough.

Majestic and wild in its nature, the meme is an utterly unpredictable creature. At times it can be seen following inline with its flock, although it mostly keeps to itself.

However, that does not mean curious observers stay away — quite the contrary. While the meme seeks independence, it cannot survive without an eager school of onlookers.

In times of courtship the majestic meme is often inclined to charm an unsuspecting meme. Though in times of desperation the meme can be seen making its moves on a human. Often promises of praise and riches following courtship are made. The promises are quickly broken after the deed is done.

Cut-scene to an advert. It’s a cute cat video. They all love playing with the string!

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