The Man Who Briefly Convinced Floridians That Dinosaurs Had Returned

The legend of the great Tony Signorini

For many, the 1940s were a scary time to be in Florida. Even before the turn of the millennium, Florida was home to its fair share of controversies. Some say the timeless legend of the “Florida man” dates back as far as the dawn of civilization. But perhaps no Florida man is more legendary than the great Tony Signorini.

On one fateful day in 1948, Florida residents were shocked to notice gigantic three toed footprints appear along the sandy beaches of Clearwater. The tracks left by the mysterious creature would emerge from the depths of the ocean and walk along the shore for entire miles. Some were convinced that the footprints surely belonged to real-life dinosaurs. The strides between footprints were so wide that, to many, they quite clearly seemed to belong to an enormous monster of the deep.

But as time went on and the footprints continued to appear along the various beaches of Florida, conspiracy theories continued to emerge. The prevailing theory for awhile was that the tracks belonged to a giant, extinct species of penguins. The flightless birds would tower over men at an alleged fifteen feet tall.

As years went by and the tracks continued to terrify apprehensive vacationers and retirees, people’s imagination began to grow. Some students reported that a log with the head of a boar that they’d encounted was clearly responsible for the tracks. One couple claimed to see a giant monster waddling into the ocean before vanishing completely from sight. But it was neither a giant log creature nor a horrible abomination of the deep. It was neither dinosaur nor giant penguin.

It was Tony Signorini and his 30lb, three-toed lead shoes. While some speculated that these tracks could merely be a prank, experts dismissed the notion. “If a prank, it was one of the most masterful ever perpetrated,” explained the police. British biologist Ivan Terence Sanderson, too, ruled out the idea of a hoax in favor of the giant penguin theory.

“That any man or body of men could know so much about wild animal life as to make the tracks in just that manner they appear, but that they should be able to carry this out time and time again at night without anybody seeing them or giving them away is frankly incredible,” he explained. But incredible Tony Signorini was.

On quiet mornings he and a friend would take a row boat out just off the shore before he would leap from the boat, walk along the beach for entire miles sometimes, and slink silently back to the vessel unnoticed.

In order to establish a convincing stride pattern for the colossal sea creature, Signorini would stand on one leg and swing the other back and fourth until he gathered enough momentum to bound into the air. This repeated itself for the entire duration of these impromptu dinosaur walks and these walks continued on for the entire decade.

As time went on and hurdling across sand in weighted shoes before the sun’s rise surely began to take its physical toll on Signorini, he ultimately gave up on the charade. Eventually the whispers of whatever monster roamed that beach faded to oblivion.

It wasn’t until the 1980s, that Signorini finally decided to let his deeds be known.

At his funeral, his family made sure that the legend of the famed creature wouldn’t die with him. “Tony was famous for being ‘The Clearwater Monster,’ a hoax that made national news,” his obituary read.

May the legend of the great Tony Signorini live on in all of our hearts and minds.

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