The Los Angeles Report: Things are Getting Even Weirder
In Beverly Hills the struggle for racial justice has reached every breakable surface
The weekend family walk got funny pretty fast. It had been awhile since we had walked up Robertson and through the retail area of our L.A. neighborhood which is sandwiched between West Hollywood and Beverly Hills. All the stores have been closed for months during the lock down so there hasn’t been much reason to. Plus, I have developed some unique survival skills during the Great Sheltering. I can now brew my own coffee. I also have a basil plant that I have kept alive for at least two weeks. So basically we’re a self-sustaining unit now. But a lot has been happening out there and my son has taken way too well to his bubble, so it was time to get out there and see the world. The Social and Racial Justice protests had gone right by our street on that first weekend. The crowd was massive, organized, determined and peaceful. There were some targeted robberies around us but nothing like what happened farther east by Fairfax. Still there were signs of our changed world everywhere. By the time we got a few blocks the message was clear: We the merchants of Beverly Hills and West Hollywood know how to use a laser printer.

Apparently the clerks of the local retail shops were tasked with getting some messaging up in the windows. They Googled Black Lives Matters and Racial Justice and the results were mixed. If they had been put to the ultimate test, I’m not sure they would have worked. Well maybe there would have been a delay as the potential thief tried to decipher them or took too long pondering the irony.

By the time we got all the way up to the restaurant Sur by Melrose things were starting to get absurd. I know when anyone thinks of the long hard struggle for social and racial justice the first thing to come to mind is Vanderpump Rules. Except for all the mindless commercialism, the glorification of shallowness and the overt racism, it really is a beacon during these stormy times. When we saw the bold display of messages over the plywood which plastered every inch of the location my son had some questions.

I explained to my son the long history of Vanderpump Rules and how it was platform for people to voice themselves about social justice concerns while taking forty-five minutes to make a cocktail. The first thing he asked was “What’s Vanderpump Rules?” So I explained that the journey started on Beverly Hills Housewives and has blazed a path across the country filled with Botox, cocktails and staged moments of rage. The hallowed place we stood before was where the second generation found their voice and took the baton of elevating gossip to performance art on television. The second thing he asked was “What is television?” That’s the problem with eleven year olds, you can’t tell them anything they don’t already know and yet somehow they care completely clueless. But a lot of lessons were learned that day. The most important one might have been that no matter how much pink spray paint you have you can’t cover up your history.






