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The Lester Virus

Editor Lester Nevins vowed he would get his revenge on IT if they ever took away his beloved, wildly obsolete computer.

The day Alan from IT finally unhooked Lester’s machine for a forced upgrade, Lester dropped dead of a heart attack from the stress.

Later that week, every computer in the office inexplicably started playing Justin Bieber at maximum volume on an endless loop.

While Allan, half-crazed with the music, worked late to determine the problem, Lester’s face popped up on the computer screen.

“Hello, Allan,” the old man laughed. “I told you I’d have my revenge.”

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