THE LAST TIME I MADE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION

Summary

In 1994, on New Year's Eve, the author faced personal turmoil and made a resolution to change his life by embracing new experiences, which led to an unexpected and chaotic adventure.

Abstract

On New Year's Eve 1994, the author was in a state of personal crisis, facing potential job loss, debt, and emotional distress. He encountered a woman named Elena Van Gogh at a chess shop, who sparked his resolution to "do different" in the coming year. This resolution led him to an impulsive journey that included a bizarre encounter with Elena, who intended to buy crack, and a surreal experience at a motel. The night ended with the author walking away from the situation, reflecting on the unpredictability of life and the desire for change. The following day, despite the chaos, he felt a sense of optimism for the new year, which turned out to be a significant one for him.

Opinions

The author viewed himself as a fraud, struggling to connect with others and fulfill his role at HBO.
He held a sense of fatalism, being ok with the idea of dying every day.
The author's encounter with Elena and the subsequent events were seen as a catalyst for change in his life.
The cab driver's unsolicited advice and the people in the motel hallway represented the author's feeling of being an outsider in New York City.
The author's decision to leave the motel room was a conscious choice to avoid a potentially dangerous situation.
Despite the tumultuous night, there was a belief that the new year would bring about positive change, which was affirmed by his mother's supportive words.
The author reflected on his past with gratitude for having survived his youthful struggles.
The haikus on the awnings in Times Square symbolized a transition period for the city, mirroring the author's own transition.

THE LAST TIME I MADE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION

New Year’s Eve 1994 I was completely lost. I was about to be fired. My girlfriend had broken up with me. I couldn’t get out of bed in the morning without pretending to be a human.

I was 26 and I felt like I was faking being a real person who could smile and talk and connect.

My job (HBO) was close to firing me because I hadn’t done anything there yet, and I owed some $70,000 for my education. I thought every day I would die and I was kind of ok with it.

I was playing chess at the Village Chess Shop on Thompson St. New Year’s Eve.

A girl who I thought was very pretty came in and sat watching my game. She drew my picture on a napkin. “Five dollars,” she said to me, “and I’ll sell you this picture.”

I gave her the $5 simply because nobody had ever drawn a picture of me before.

She signed it “Elena Van Gogh”. “I’m descended from Vincent Van Gogh,” she said, and then she left.

The guy I was playing chess with laughed. “That girl is crazy!” he said.

Nine years later I ran into him on the street on the other side of town. “We played chess on New Year’s Eve, 1994.”

“How the hell do you remember that?” he said, “I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast this morning.”

I remember. Bacon.

—

Later that night, New Year’s Eve, 1994, I was walking towards the Lower East Side.

Elias, my roommate (and I mean ROOMmate. The place was about 8 feet by 8 feet) had a “friend” over. I couldn’t go home for awhile. So I was just walking.

I saw Elena was crossing the street. “Hey,” I said.

“HEY!” she was excited. “Lets hang out!” I had nothing else to do.

That was my New Year’s resolution. To do things different. Every day. Do different. DO. DIFFERENT. I thought maybe 1995 would be THE YEAR.

The year for what? The year of magic!

Say “yes” to life!

The first thing she wanted to do was get some crack.

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I don’t smoke, drink, do anything. “Do you have $10?” she said. So we went to a donut shop on 14th and Second Avenue.

I waited in the cab while she went in. The cab driver turned around to take a closer look at me. “Just don’t f*** her,” he said.

She ran out and slammed the car door.”GO ASSHOLE!” she yelled at the cab driver. We were driving towards the “Soho Motel” as far east on Grand Avenue that you can possibly go.

On the FDR drive she yelled, “that guy just looked at me.” She crouched low into the back seat. She pointed to the car next to us. “Those guys are killers.”

We got to the Motel and I checked us in. $70,000 in college debt but I could get in hotels.

That’s why America is great.

We get up to the room. DO. DIFFERENT.

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“F****!” she said, when she opened up the paper bag and pulled out this white nugget and a pipe. “I can’t do this without heroin also.” She turned on the TV.

“You have to get out for a second!” she screamed at me. “My brother is on the TV screen and he’s crazy! Get out! Walk up and down the hallway. Just GET OUT! COME BACK IN TEN MINUTES!”

I walked outside the room and up and down the hallway, like I was told. I had only recently moved to NYC. I didn’t know all the rules. I wanted to learn.

Other people in the hallway mumbling and looking at me. This sucks, I thought.

I saw a staircase. Went downstairs and walked out of the building. I took a cab back to where I lived. Elias was there by himself.

When I told him what had happened he sniffed my breath. Like maybe he thought I had crack breath or something. Now he’s a fisherman in Rhode Island.

God, thank god I survived being younger.

The next day. New Year’s Day, 1995.

It was so cold. In Port Authority at 7am, old men were lying randomly on the floor like they were bullets that missed the target at a firing range.

I took the bus to New Jersey and my dad picked me up at the stop.

He shook my hand like we were in business together and had just concluded a very successful deal. “Hello,” he said. He was always so awkward. Like I am now. “Hello.”

I had dinner with my parents. “This next year is going to be a great year for you,” my mom said to me.

And she was right.

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[Note about the photo: in 1994, NYC, Times Sq., was in between the porn shops and Disneyfication. All the shops had closed but Disney (I think) put haikus on all the awnings before they razed Times Square to the ground].