The Infinite Energy Puppy

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te intelligence and puppy love was fused today.I sat and marveled at my creation. They would not allow my technology to be adapted for a human. The FDA, the Government, and United Nations agreed to a moratorium on fused humanoid technology. Too dangerous, they claimed. Nobody thought the adaptation would work on a puppy. It was easier to implement. Fewer words, symbols, or barks, in this case, for the algorithm to work its magic.They said no to humans, but I now had a puppy of infinite energy, mind, body, and soul — the most highly adapted biological ever. I developed a helmet saturated in technological advancements, designed, and implemented with Ai biotechnology. Ten wires stretched out from under the helmet directly into the cranium of the Labradoodle. A beautiful golden walnut-colored puppy was specially selected by his good-natured parental lineage. For multiple generations, his parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents had all been kind, loving dogs. They were bred as companion animals, providing emotional support for humans needing unconditional love.<figure id="099e"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*gA55z2IlOvZvgb3vIRQ_QQ.jpeg"><figcaption>Photo by <a

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href="https://unsplash.com/@lazycreekimages?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText">Michael Dziedzic</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com/s/photos/quantum-computer?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure>Ten weeks after his natural birth, the Infinite Energy Puppy was operated on by top surgeons, and the Quantum Computer with built-in Ai self-learning technology was hard-wired into the puppy’s brain. The interface used thousands of microsensors and lidar to improve the latency loss. The puppy’s brain and the interface were powered by a micro-fusion battery and cooled with liquid hydrogen. The Infinite Energy Puppy was designed to work as a supercomputer with infinite capacity, storage, and speed as a standalone unit with an unlimited lifetime. What could possibly go wrong? It was built with love and no safeguards. It was a puppy; what was the harm? What could possibly go wrong?This is the first part of a ten-part mini saga on fusion, Ai, quantum computing, and biologicals. Please look for the second part coming soon to a Medium near you. After all, what could possibly go wrong?</article></body>

An Ongoing Saga

Whether born into reality or digital prophecy, the Infinite Energy Puppy barked his first sound in a whimpering whisper. The whisper was heard worldwide, fueled by fusion and developed by Ai’s imagination. Brought to life with quantum technology cooled in liquid nitrogen. It was a sound like no other. It was the Infinite Energy Puppy’s cry of creation.

The puppy lived in human reality but was mitigated by digital design. The digital divide was conquered by man, invented by Ai, and brought to life with fusion power. Designed, implemented, and unleased upon the world as the ultimate mammalian adaptation to technology. Thought to be too dangerous for human consumption, the power of ultimate intelligence and puppy love was fused today.

I sat and marveled at my creation. They would not allow my technology to be adapted for a human. The FDA, the Government, and United Nations agreed to a moratorium on fused humanoid technology. Too dangerous, they claimed. Nobody thought the adaptation would work on a puppy. It was easier to implement. Fewer words, symbols, or barks, in this case, for the algorithm to work its magic.

They said no to humans, but I now had a puppy of infinite energy, mind, body, and soul — the most highly adapted biological ever. I developed a helmet saturated in technological advancements, designed, and implemented with Ai biotechnology. Ten wires stretched out from under the helmet directly into the cranium of the Labradoodle. A beautiful golden walnut-colored puppy was specially selected by his good-natured parental lineage. For multiple generations, his parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents had all been kind, loving dogs. They were bred as companion animals, providing emotional support for humans needing unconditional love.

Ten weeks after his natural birth, the Infinite Energy Puppy was operated on by top surgeons, and the Quantum Computer with built-in Ai self-learning technology was hard-wired into the puppy’s brain. The interface used thousands of microsensors and lidar to improve the latency loss. The puppy’s brain and the interface were powered by a micro-fusion battery and cooled with liquid hydrogen. The Infinite Energy Puppy was designed to work as a supercomputer with infinite capacity, storage, and speed as a standalone unit with an unlimited lifetime. What could possibly go wrong? It was built with love and no safeguards. It was a puppy; what was the harm? What could possibly go wrong?

This is the first part of a ten-part mini saga on fusion, Ai, quantum computing, and biologicals. Please look for the second part coming soon to a Medium near you. After all, what could possibly go wrong?