The Hot 20 Christmas Play-Along!
A Christmas challenge for bad boys and girls
Rhobeau wrote about his irreverent take or leave for these Christmas staples. Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I say, “Game On.”
1.Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
I love both; per my lover, I am a big mush. If I have to be tied down…. I would choose Christmas Eve, cuddling, and having an eggnog cocktail or two. Then a fire and some Christmas music or a Christmas movie, followed by whatever takes place in bed, with no waking up early!
My gift is her.
2. Santa or No Santa?
YES, and NO, I want slutty Mrs. Claus; and she CAME today all in red and velvet with white balls.
3. Naughty or Nice?
Naughty, with a splash of Nice.
4. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
Egg nog. I will run off the 4000 calories. Recipe: 1oz good whiskey, 1oz Kahlua, 4 oz good egg nog, ice in a rocks glass, stir 20 times, and add some nutmeg. You are welcome!
5. Velvet or Fur?
Fur is so erotic, and wow, I love her in fur; it makes me purr.
6. Red or White?
Her in red OMG, she is so hot, and white is so Boys to Men.
7. Peppermint or Cinnamon?
I have always loved cinnamon, anything — gum, toast, etc.
8. Frosty or Rudolph?
Frosty is supernatural, like a sailor off Westpac on vodka and Viagra. Besides, Rudolph gets his glory for having a red nose, perhaps a drinking problem; I’m just saying!
9. Mistletoe or Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?
That target practice mistletoe @monalisasmiled mentioned kind of raised a curious eyebrow…. Yes, it was an eyebrow, cum on, people, get your minds out of my gutter.
10. Real or Fake?
REAL … but this shit about pre-lit trees, no cleanup, and spiders. Sorry Clarasoar, I can burn a fucking candle for a natural tree smell… Yeah, I’m a cheater, for fuck sake!
11. Wrapped or Bagged?
I love unwrapping, even though my gift wrap skills do not show how much I care. I am like that lyric from the Humpty dance… I am wrapping like I’m on crack! “In the future, I will use gift wrappers in the mall.” CHEATING-101
12. Home for the Holidays or Christmas Abroad?
Next year I am taking her to Paris, after that we can decide where to be for the holidays. I’d like to do both and or whatever makes her happy!
13. Prancer or Dancer?
Prancer or dancer… they all sound like strippers… next thing you know, buffet at a strip club, oh wait!
14. Let It Snow or Mele Kalikimaka?
Snow, but I am just tired of cleaning it up.
15. Baubles or Garland?
Garland on her nipples…hmmm.
16. Gas or Wood-Burning?
I love chopping wood, building fires, and showing my manly skills. Oh, wait, my wife doesn’t give a fuck…literally. Like in the song, Last Christmas, I found a lover who appreciates me. It hits differently for those of us in dead bedrooms.
17. City or Rural?
ANYWHERE I am with her is excellent.
18. Turkey or Roast Beef?
Pasta, I’m Italian, prime rib, and seafood… I am also a pig.
19. Elf or The Grinch?
ELF. OMG, seen it 18 times at least. In Elf, when he eats breakfast….that is me!
20. Cookies or Fudge?
COOKIES, DAMN IT NOW I WANT COOKIES- thank you, Costco, for the 5 POUND tub of butter cookies awaiting me!
Maura Monroe, Pussy Willow, P. D. Reader. My Christmas challenge to you. Cum on have some fun with us heathens. Read MonalisaSmiled, Clara, Rhobeau, and Ms Mischievous 😉 take on this challenge for inspiration.
