The Happy Tale of SNC Lavalin

You will be debarred If you commit bribery It’s simple justice.

Bribery is a cost We pay for doing business. It is not a crime.

You can not blame us For wanting to make profit. Business is good

For the economy. We just need a small favor. Please help us grow fat.

We’re not asking much, A deferred prosecution. You can change the law.

We thank you, Justin But it did not work as planned. We’re going to trial.

Please help us again. Your attorney general Needs to see the light.

Only she can help. She can get us what we need. Tell her what to do.

I did what I could. Now you’ll be going to trial To face the music.

But wait, maybe if We try really hard to change, Plead guilty to fraud,

Give a sob story. Maybe we’ll not be debarred. We’ll give it a try.

Got lucky, it worked! We’re back in business. Our stock price just rose.

Up twenty percent. All’s well that ends well. It’s business as usual.

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