100 Word Challenge — Petrichor
The Greek Gods Were — And Still Are — The Coolest Of All The Gods
HUNDO | 100 WORD CHALLENGE | EROTICA | ZROTICA | MYTHOLOGY | JEALOUSY | REVENGE
“HERA! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?”
“The Southside, visiting a friend.”
“WHO IS THIS… FRIEND?”
“Zeus, darling. Calm down. I just cleaned up the ichor from your last vein-popping.”
“WAIT! HERA! YOU ARE SMILING!”
“Fine! I fucked another human. Geez, you’ve been fucking your sister.”
“YOU ARE MY WIFE AND SISTER!”
“Are you saying we just had a threesome?”
“STOP DISTRACTING ME! WHO DID YOU FUCK?”
“The chariot repair guy. He has very strong hands.”
“I SHALL STRIKE HIM DOWN!”
“Zeus, No! Or you’ll never fuck either of us ever again.”
“YOU MAY BE A GODDESS, BUT YOU’RE ALSO A BITCH!”
Zote: Sorry… this just isn’t funny enough. We’ll be needing an immediate emergency Zepilogue. Here we go…
“Zeus! What are you doing? Put that away!”
“You won’t allow me to strike him down… what other choice do I have?”
“Alcaeus! Evander! It is starting to rain. You two should come inside. And tell your brother to stop messing with that chariot. It’ll still be there after the rain.”
“But mother, I just love the petrichor, and it’s been dry for far too long.”
“Fine, you two enjoy it a little longer, but then the three of you need to get ready for dinner.”
“Yes, Mother.”
“Zeus, are you done now?”
“My Goddess! Just let me shake, so I don’t get piss on my chiton!”
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