Humour
The Great Grand Anal Salute
A Needed Special Tribute for Trespassers, Not For The Faint-Hearted.
In your life’s travel path, when you know that there is a Road Less Travelled …
When you have all along treaded on a path built by you and keep going on and on straight on it and then someone puts a “No Trespassing” and blocks the path ahead with not even giving you an opportunity for turning back by blocking the route you travelled on. What do you do?
It’s simple - Change the Road you’re on!
Go Left, Go Right...
Keep travelling with all your Might.
Keep Crossing all Barriers, jumping over the Road Block…
Tap every opportunity that comes your way for change because no matter what your age is, if you have a dream–you can strive to make it happen!
You deserve to be Endlessly Happy.
So once You Change The Road You’re On and Travel On Your New-Path Built By You, leaving behind all the barriers and roadblocks — Just Put a sign
“Keep Following My Behind 😝 Be Calm–You Know Who You Are 😜”.
All along for those special Trespassers who will for sure come by to spy on your path. And as they slyly follow you, they will come across the special sign for them that would read...
“I’m a glow-worm, can never be glum 😔? Now your tricks and ways won’t make me grumpy, ‘Coz, the sun shines out of my bum ☀️.”
And if en route, you see that they are still following you behind, drop the stash fart bomb and sign that says …
“If you feel faint with that bright light, take in a whiff with all of your might, as to you, Trespasser, it’s a special tribute — the great grand Anal Salute💩.”
Writing straight from the heart in a pissed and irritated frame of mind, thanks to a happiness trespasser! There is nothing better than venting feelings in words, but how we wish that the responsible get to read it and react… “Ahh, that’s because of me!” and when that happens, I’ll be jumping with glee.
©️ Geetika Sethi July 2020
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