The Game of Money — Are you Playing to Win?

A Parody of winners and losers

It’s a popular game that includes lies, greed, and corruption — do you want to play?

To become a winner, you’ll need to train and work hard at honing your skills. Only the best survive.

You could even win some of the money — but keeping your share will be the challenge.

You’ll have to stay hungry and always want More, More More.

Here are some success tips critical to playing the game.

One of the first steps will be to practice your hoarding skills.

To begin it’s best to learn from big multi-national corporations, Wall Street, and governments.

They are the experts.

They live their big lives and lies by hoarding money. So this is the best starting point to learn — just watch how they do it.

Next, train to have “CIA skills” in concealment.

It sort of becomes an addiction within itself, which people who play the Game just love.

You can join the Game at any time — in fact, everyone is invited.

The more the merrier.

Rock on!

But, watch out, as when you get good at getting the money, powerful people in the Game will take notice.

Because the Game is set up so others can take a cut of everything you achieve. Becoming an expert at concealment is key.

It’s kind of like paying off the Mob Boss.

You may think you own your territory in the Game — but anyone can come in and take it from you. So train those hoarder and concealment skills like never before.

Because just keeping track of your take will become the basic foundation for building your successful life of Stress.

But don’t worry, those who play the Game well learn to eat stress for lunch. If you train and work hard, you too will be able to do this.

Next, train your organizational skills

You’ll need to spend extra time learning organization skills so you can keep track of all the things you want and need to buy when you win.

And just think of the POWER you’ll have if you become one of the winners. This is an extra bonus. The Power!

So play to the best of your ability. Don’t waste a minute. Justify the selfishness that you deserve more.

Because if you win BIG, you can even buy people, governments, and mercenaries to help you get more.

Within time the Game becomes easier. But you’ll have to work hard to keep it all going.

If you win regularly — then you get the coveted title of Survivor

And if you lose your ability to win regularly, well then, life as you know it will be pretty much over.

So, never rest your efforts, and practice hurrying up and so you can achieve more soon.

And if you achieve the coveted title of “Survivor.” Congratulations! Really!

It’s not easy to get to the Survivor level.

But, don’t rest or trust anyone, because you’ll have plenty of opportunities to fail and lose your Survivor title.

The Force will be against you, so always play to Win Win Win.

And if you turn out to be a loser —

Well, you can enter the life of the miserable and feel ashamed at how You Failed!

Because this is how the Game is set up for losers, to feel failure and shame.

You will pay a big price if you Fail —

There will be no time for rest! Now rethink your strategy and get back in the Game.

What are you waiting for — a bailout?

So, get back in the Game — and go play some more!

Or soon, you will also have no credit because you failed!

And then, big companies, governments and people who are powerful will eat your soul. So plan for this in the Game if you don’t win.

As this is a critical part of the Game, it’s best to learn from other losers.

Just ask, watch or listen while other losers call and try to explain to big powerful companies and government agencies that they lost their job, or medical bills wiped them out.

The lesson will be quick as losers are all treated the same. You’ll learn it won’t matter the amount of energy you spend explaining — why you Failed!

Now, get back in the Game because there are losers and then there are Major Losers.

If you become a Major Loser, well, you may never be able to crawl out of the gutter.

The key is to work harder — longer, you know that!

And, don’t forget to keep up the good looks and put on that mask of who you are not. You don’t want to actually look like a Major Loser, after all.

And if you don’t keep up your looks and always be at your best, you may also lose your Power!

God forbid if this happens. Because everyone will know that you lost your money and became a Major Loser.

Your Power was attached to winning and getting the money better than anyone else. If you lose it, you will have to hurry and go get some more before anyone knows.

So, go now — get back in the Game.

We need you — America needs you to play the Game. What are you doing for your country after all?

Remember, you must stay in the bubble or your focus will be distracted.

You need to keep total concentration to get more money and Win Win Win.

Oh, . . . Did you leave the Game?

You don’t need things anymore?

The money is not what gave you Power?

You don’t agree to the rules of the Game?

Oh, I see who you are.

You are the one known as — Freedom.

The wise one.

You are one of the few who leaves the Game and thrives . . .

I’ve heard about you –

How did you do it?

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