The Dream Printer

Would someone please invent this

I don’t just write when I’m awake. I write in my sleep, too. I’m not sure if this makes me weird but if it doesn’t there are plenty of others things that do.

Early this morning while asleep I did a tiny bit of writing. It was just three sentences; one short paragraph. I could see and read the words typed out on a white background — just like the white background I’m typing on now.

Rereading the words I realized that they were three of the most profound sentences I have ever written. I was thinking, Wow, wait until the world reads this. Everyone will be blown away! I was certainly blown away.

So while I was peeling my morning mango after waking up this morning I remembered that little bit of writing I did while asleep. In my noggin I could see those three sentences typed out on a sheet of white paper. Unfortunately, the words were all blurred. I could not make them out and I could not for the life of me remember what they said.

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

Now I am not a tech nerd. I’m more of a tech ignoramus. Technological inventions are not my thing. I can barely screw in a light bulb. But I have a great idea for an invention if there are any tech savvy inventors reading this.

The idea is to build a button; just a simple round red button that I can take into Dreamland with me. The button needs to connect wirelessly to my printer. So when I do some writing in my dreams I can just push the button and the writing is printed out on my printer in real life.

This way any writing I do in my dreams is not lost and I don’t have to rely on my unreliable memory.

I do not know a thing about wireless technology. When I turn on my cellphone I put it to my ear to see if there is a dial tone. That’s how stupid I am.

So if there are any techno wizards out there who can help bring this idea to fruition please let me know. I’ll be happy to share the rights with you (since it was my idea).

Anyone? Can anyone help me with this?

Please?

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