The Constant Battle of Nose Hairs! The Enemy Isn’t Just The Boogers!
Being a Man comes with some constant grooming!
I hate you Nose Hairs! The bane of my existence! There is not a day that goes by that I do not see you peeking out of my nose even though I used my nose hair clippers the fuckers grow back even more faster!
Not only that! As I get older these damn nose hairs go from black to white and are constantly conspiring to tickle the inside of my nose in the most inopportune time.
I let my Wife pluck them with tweezers and it feels good but it makes me teary eyed. I trim them with small scissors but its like these nose hairs have a life of their own and the minute they see the scissors they run up inside with the quickness making it difficult for me to get rid of them.
I tried doing waxing and that shit hurt A LOT! Then a few days later I see a little hair poking at me, playing with me. Its like he’s saying you missed bitch! I wish the hair on top of my head grew with such vigor as my nose hairs!
Such Is life I guess!
Then I found a thing that I could use and it changed the odds to benefit me! I went ahead and spent some money on a Norelco Clipper and it came with extensions to get inside the nose and cut all of those Nose Hairs once and for all!
I got home ripped out of the package and began to massacre the Nose Hairs. As the bodies fell out of my nose and into the sink they knew they have met their match that day. That was the day when Jose took back his body and kept it groomed and looking good.
Women think that being a Man is easy and its not trust me! At least you don’t have to worry about growing hair in the weirdest of places. At least most Women don’t have to deal with dingleberries knotting up your butt hair or boogers wrapped up in your nose hairs preventing you from getting them out with a tissue.
As of today the battle rages on and so far I have been winning this war!