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    </div><p id="89c6">But there’s an inherent injustice in this market. What about the people who’ve been married forever, living a breakup-free existence?</p><p id="3f04">This one’s for you.</p><h2 id="b3c3">VERSE 1 (SPOUSE 1)</h2><p id="4638">I met you when I was nineteen</p><p id="fe1d">You were my sunshine — and my queen</p><p id="3931">You, and that other girl Lee</p><p id="6728">But she never actually talked to me</p><p id="1313">So going with you was the easy choice</p><p id="4ed6">The one that would make parents rejoice</p><p id="8dd2">We talked two kids and four bedrooms</p><p id="6245">And you settled on me as a workable groom</p><h2 id="778d">CHORUS (BOTH SPOUSES)</h2><p id="24d0">When I look at you, you’re the one</p><p id="9b45">Ever since I got the cataracts done</p><p id="2077">How could I forget those moonlight strolls</p><p id="3cbe">Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?</p><h2 id="c22b">VERSE 2 (SPOUSE 2)</h2><p id="38bc">You never really had good hair</p

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<p id="0f58">Even when the hair was actually there</p><p id="1a6f">It wasn’t love at first sight</p><p id="b095">But your straight A’s — those were alright</p><p id="9916">I figured you’d make decent money</p><p id="fceb">Get life insurance and call me honey</p><p id="afd9">We’d go to work and take a vacation</p><p id="7440">Live the Hollywood life, just in Wisconsin</p><h2 id="6b65">CHORUS (BOTH SPOUSES)</h2><p id="1343">When I look at you, you’re the one</p><p id="746a">Ever since I got the cataracts done</p><p id="cb71">How could I forget those moonlight strolls</p><p id="4897">Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?</p><h2 id="bc0a">BRIDGE (ALTERNATING)</h2><p id="1495">No alimony, no visitation rights</p><p id="e7bc">No time apart, no major fights</p><p id="6694">No one-night stands or other wrongs</p><p id="b38e">No good material for the breakup song</p><p id="3dc8">Just two kids and four great bedrooms</p><p id="aaf4">Some minor surgeries and lots of prunes</p><p id="7d25">That’s how we roll in stability</p><p id="b0d0">Just you wait till I get the new knee</p><h2 id="6feb">CHORUS (BOTH SPOUSES)</h2><p id="18cf">When I look at you, you’re the one</p><p id="20b7">Ever since I got the cataracts done</p><p id="3c6e">How could I forget those moonlight strolls</p><p id="cc8f">Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?</p></article></body>

The Breakup Song for the Old Married Couple

For the people feeling left out of the breakup song trend

Courtesy geralt (Pixabay)

The breakup song is in.

Just ask Taylor Swift.

And Olivia Rodrigo.

But there’s an inherent injustice in this market. What about the people who’ve been married forever, living a breakup-free existence?

This one’s for you.

VERSE 1 (SPOUSE 1)

I met you when I was nineteen

You were my sunshine — and my queen

You, and that other girl Lee

But she never actually talked to me

So going with you was the easy choice

The one that would make parents rejoice

We talked two kids and four bedrooms

And you settled on me as a workable groom

CHORUS (BOTH SPOUSES)

When I look at you, you’re the one

Ever since I got the cataracts done

How could I forget those moonlight strolls

Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?

VERSE 2 (SPOUSE 2)

You never really had good hair

Even when the hair was actually there

It wasn’t love at first sight

But your straight A’s — those were alright

I figured you’d make decent money

Get life insurance and call me honey

We’d go to work and take a vacation

Live the Hollywood life, just in Wisconsin

CHORUS (BOTH SPOUSES)

When I look at you, you’re the one

Ever since I got the cataracts done

How could I forget those moonlight strolls

Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?

BRIDGE (ALTERNATING)

No alimony, no visitation rights

No time apart, no major fights

No one-night stands or other wrongs

No good material for the breakup song

Just two kids and four great bedrooms

Some minor surgeries and lots of prunes

That’s how we roll in stability

Just you wait till I get the new knee

CHORUS (BOTH SPOUSES)

When I look at you, you’re the one

Ever since I got the cataracts done

How could I forget those moonlight strolls

Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?

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