#Grimsby Hackney Responds
The Biggest, Loudest Shit In The History Of Medium.
In response to: Andrew Rodwin. Where’s Smillew Rahcuef
“First off. The 100 things in 20 minutes prompts are…..well…..just shit really. This example of it is exactly why. Secondly, there’s no way this was done in twenty minutes. Thirdly, are you a 14-year-old girl? Fourthly, ahh I see you’re a co-editor on MuddyUm, now it makes sense.
Only on Medium’s least funny publication would this pass as reasonable content output. It sums them up really, a bloke just sitting there and making cutsie things with wingdings.
At least it gives me the chance to repeat my favourite sentence that I wrote a few days ago about this subject.
When I think of MuddyUm, I imagine an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite amount of excrement, and an infinite amount of time to throw it at a massive foghorn. In theory the more monkeys there are, throwing evermore amounts of shit at a massive foghorn will, given time, create the biggest, loudest shit in the history of the universe. Or MuddyUm as we know it.”