The 7 Sex Toys My Readers Can’t Get Enough Of

They’re selling like sexy little hotcakes

I love making an affiliate sale. Not just for the obvious reason, but also because I’m kind of nosey.

Promoting products through my blog, my podcast, and my newsletter is one of the ways I support myself and keep all this content going. I get a small commission on anything people purchase after clicking one of my affiliate links or using one of my discount codes.

And it’s been really fascinating seeing what people decide to get for themselves.

I don’t actually know who buys what. It’s completely anonymous. But I get to see what kind of porn and sex toys people are treating themselves to and I love that.

For one thing, it’s really exciting to see people take sex seriously.

When I see that someone signed up to Adult Time, I know it’s one more person who is going to enjoy some of the best porn on the internet. When I see that someone loaded their cart with buttplugs, dildos, vibrators, and all sorts of lube, I can just imagine what kind of amazing month they’re about to have.

But it’s also been really interesting to see what really enticed my readers and listeners.

There are a few toys that have outsold all the other ones I’ve promoted. They’re the ones that regularly show up on my affiliate dashboards, even long after I’ve reviewed them.

And I’m really happy about that because they just so happen to be some of the best ones I’ve tried.

Velvet Mini Teddy Thrusting Dildo

One thing I learned from sharing affiliate links is that dildos are surprisingly popular.

I guess I shouldn’t be shocked by that. But it took me so long to become a dildo girl. I didn’t learn to appreciate them until I was already in my thirties.

Honestly, I’m glad that other people don’t seem to have that problem because dildos are so fucking fun to play with.

They might not make me come as hard as my favorite vibrators do. They don’t get me off as quickly or as reliably as my clit sucking toys. But using dildos is a great way to add a different kind of stimulation, enjoy some penetrative orgasms, and make your sex fantasies feel so much more vivid.

I’ve actually promoted a few different dildos that have done pretty well.

There’s the Party Marty, which is my favorite simple, no frills dildo. Just a nice silicone cock with a great shape, comfortable softness, and a really cute confetti look.

The Betty’s Blaster has been pretty popular too. That’s the first squirting dildo I reviewed and it seems there are quite a few other people out there who have some very messy fantasies they can’t wait to live out.

But it’s the thrusting dildos that seem to get people really excited, especially the Mini Teddy thruster.

That might be because of the way I talk about it. Like, I seriously rave about this thing. I’ve got big, bulging heart eyes for it.

I love thrusters in general. They’re dildos that can fuck you hands-free and that’s always a winning formula.

But of all the thrusters and sex machines I’ve tried, the Mini Teddy is still my absolute favorite.

It’s got a fairly realistic cock shape, but it’s colorful and cute. It has a suction cup base that makes it really versatile. It has a very decent thrust and can go quite fast if you want it to.

One of my favorite things about it, though, is that it’s super fucking soft. It’s made of platinum-cured silicone and that gives it a soft outer texture with a firm interior — kind of like a real cock.

It’s so soft, I even let it fuck my mouth before I used it on my pussy. And that’s not the kind of thing I normally do on a first date.

Liberator Ramp and Wedge Combo

It took me a long time to get into dildos, but it took even longer to hop on the wedge bandwagon.

I’m glad I finally did because I was seriously missing out. I’m a full-blown sex wedge evangelist now.

Using the Liberator Wedge and Ramp combo helped me have some incredible mind-blowing sex, but I was actually nervous to review it.

Not because I didn’t think it was a good product — it’s perfect. It’s just that I had never reviewed anything quite so expensive at the time.

I wasn’t sure anyone would buy one based on my recommendation only.

But I was very, very wrong.

Which is awesome, because it’s such an amazing accessory.

I’ve been a pillow-under-the-butt girl for a long time. I’d even tuck two or three underneath me to give myself a bit of a lift.

But as soon as I got on the wedge, I could feel the difference.

It’s incredibly sturdy but very comfortable. I didn’t need to fuss around with it — it gave my body the exact tilt it needed.

And once it was under my hips, everything felt better.

In missionary, I was getting fucked so deep it felt shocking.

Bending over the ramp made doggystyle incredibly easy. That’s something I had struggled a lot with before, but it positioned me perfectly so I could get fucked from behind without any discomfort at all.

And Mr. Austin could eat my pussy in a way that felt so much more comfortable. That means he could last longer without getting a sore neck, but it also helped him lick me in some very stimulating ways.

I’d say that the wedge is the most essential part. But the ramp is incredibly useful too. And using the two together basically gives you some all-purpose sex furniture that you can use in all sorts of ways.

Pillow Talk Sultry Wand Vibrator

I’ve always been drawn to wands but I had a really hard time finding one I could actually use.

The thing with wands is that they tend to be really powerful. It’s why so many people swear by them.

But that’s exactly why I couldn’t enjoy them. I’ve got a very sensitive clit and those strong vibrations were just too much for me.

I’d get numb. I’d get sore. I’d get everything except the orgasms I wanted.

But I kept looking because I was jealous. I wanted in on all the wand action the other girls were getting.

It’s the toy I saw in all the hottest bondage porn. There was something appealing about how sturdy and mechanical it looked. I just knew that getting edged by a wand would be the height of pleasure.

Eventually, I found it. The Pillow Talk Sultry.

It’s a cute little wand that my sensitive clit could actually tolerate. More than tolerate, really. My clit responded to it exactly the way I hoped it would — with lots and lots of intense orgasms.

It’s everything I hoped it would be. It has a wide head that gives lots of stimulating surface area, rumbly vibrations that feel different than the buzzy ones. Even though it’s on the smaller side, it still has a slightly mechanical feel that you just don’t get from a more compact vibrator.

And yep, it was perfectly designed for edging.

I fell in love and I fell hard. For months, it was my favorite sex toy. It’s still one of my favorite vibrators.

I guess I must have made a pretty good case for it. That, or there are a lot of other sensitive gals looking for their wand too. Because a lot of my readers and listeners have decided to try the Sultry out for themselves.

And if they had even half the orgasms I did with it, I know they loved the fuck out of it.

Tenga Egg Strokers

I’ve had a lot of pleasant surprises through my affiliate sales.

Like how popular Girlsway has been. If you ask me, it really is the best all-girl porn site. I just wasn’t sure how well it would do compared to all the boy-girl porn I also rave about.

Or the fact that the Lush isn’t the Lovense toy people seem most interested in — the Ferri has done even better.

But there’s one surprise that kind of sucks.

I have a lot of male readers and listeners. It’s hard to get hard numbers, but my audience seems to be pretty evenly split between guys and gals.

And yet, those guys don’t seem to treat themselves to a whole lot of sex toys.

Maybe they’re the ones enjoying all those Girlsway memberships, which is really cool. But I thought for sure that strokers would be just as enticing.

Maybe it’s because I’m not a dude. I have to rely on my husband’s feedback for the cock-stimulating toys I recommend.

But I suspect it’s because a lot of guys are reluctant to stroke off with a toy instead of using their hand.

And that’s probably why the one stroker I manage to sell most often is the Tenga Egg.

I personally think pocket pussies are really fucking cool. And watching Mr. Austin jerk himself off with them is incredibly arousing.

That’s why I promote Fleshlights pretty often. They’re gorgeously realistic, which makes them such a hot toy.

Plus, there are Fleshlight Girls with some very familiar faces and bodies. You can actually pound away into a stroker modeled after the vulva or asshole of a pornstar you might’ve spent hours beating off to.

If I had a cock, I wouldn’t hold back. I’d be lubing up and thrusting into replicas of Angela White’s pussy or Emily Willis’ ass — maybe even going back and forth between the two like a happy horndog.

But I know there’s a double standard when it comes to sex toys. Most people are fine playing with dildos that are designed to look like fleshy human dongs, but they’re weirded out by strokers molded to look like realistic vulvas.

So, it’s not much of a shock that Tenga toys are so damn popular. It’s all the stimulation you’d want from a really good stroker, but with cool abstract designs that aren’t modeled after any part of the body.

Mr. Austin’s current favorite is the Tenga Flip Orb and I can see why. It’s got beads on the inside that make it super stimulating. It flips open so it’s really easy to lube up, clean, and air dry. And it’s got a squeezable outer casing that lets you add a little extra pressure when you stroke.

I think the Tenga Spinner’s even cooler. It’s a squishy little stroker with the kind of textured pattern you’d expect from any Tenga toy. But it also has a built-in coil that makes it twist around the cock while you stroke with it.

But it’s the Tenga Eggs that I see popping up most often.

They’re really cool too. They’re soft and squishy but still stimulating. And they’re the perfect toy to enhance a handjob.

I bet the reason my listeners and readers are drawn to those is the same reason it’s the first toy Mr. Austin ever tried. It’s super affordable. You can get a few uses out of it, but it’s disposable. That makes it a great beginner toy for anyone who isn’t used to strokers but wants to try pumping their cock with something other than their hand.

If I’m right about that, then I’m really happy to know that lots of guys have popped their stroker cherries on this one.

Jo Gelato Mint Chocolate Flavored Lube

Pimping out Jo Gelato Mint Chocolate lube isn’t exactly a tough sell.

I mean, it’s a chocolate blowjob. Who doesn’t want that?

I haven’t given a plain blowjob in months. Every single time I suck dick, I flavor it first.

There’s nothing wrong with the taste of cock. It’s basically the same as a finger. But sweet beats the taste of finger any day.

Some flavored lubes suck, though. I won’t name any names because I know that taste is subjective. But there are a few brands that made me wish I had gone bobbing for unflavored dick instead.

My personal favorites are the Jo Candy Shop lubes. They’re sweet and candy-flavored, which is all a girl could ask for when she’s taking it in the mouth.

I also had some luck with the Sliquid Swirl flavors I tried. Not quite as tasty as a bubblegum blowjob, but still very good.

But mint chocolate is a super solid option, too. It’s the perfect choice for all the ice-cream-loving cocksuckers out there.

Lovense Ferri Remote Controlled Panty Vibrator

I’ve got a big thing for remote controlled toys. And that means I’m kind of obsessed with Lovense, because they make the best ones.

They’re well-designed. They can handle any distance between your toy and the person controlling it. And it’s all done through an app that’s really intuitive and fun to use.

The first Lovense toy I tried was the Lush 2. It’s an insertable remote-controlled vibrator that I’ve seen all over the place.

Well, all over amateur porn anyway.

Camgirls use it a lot and encourage their viewers to pay a little extra to control their toy.

Dirty girls use it when they want to have some naughty fun in public places.

Kinky people use it for domination scenes.

All of that is super fucking hot. And the moment I started using the Lush, I could tell why it was so popular. Those internal vibrations were an instant turn-on. Every single time Mr. Austin upped the vibrations, it sent my horniness soaring.

I only had it in me for a few minutes and already I could tell I was going to let him do any damn thing he wanted to me.

So, when Lovense asked me if I wanted to review another toy, I jumped at the chance to try it.

That was the Ferri.

As it turns out, the Ferri is something quite a few ladies thought was impossible — a panty vibrator that never disappoints you.

A lot of panty vibes have terrible range, very few vibration options, weak strength, or a nasty habit of slipping out of place.

The Ferri doesn’t have any of those issues. It stays where you want it, it can be controlled from anywhere, and even when it’s not strong enough to make you come it’s at least strong enough to make you feel like you’re getting there.

It’s everything that made the Lush great, but it gives external vibrations instead of internal ones.

And judging by how often I see people ordering one, I must not be the only one who has a strong preference for discreet, long-distance clit stimulation.

Liberator Fascinator Throw

The Fascinator probably doesn’t sound as exciting as the other things on this list.

It doesn’t taste like chocolate. It doesn’t vibrate. It can’t make you come. It won’t help you get deeper penetration.

It’s just a sex blanket.

But it’s the only thing on this list that I consider absolutely essential.

I got the Fascinator because I started squirting.

That was an exciting discovery, but it very quickly became a problem. Now, sex could get messy. Really messy. Stop everything so we can strip the sheets off the bed messy.

Worse than that, I was constantly holding back.

I didn’t want to risk squirting, so when I felt a really strong orgasm coming, I did whatever I could to tone it down.

Unfortunately, it worked. I didn’t make a mess, but I also didn’t get to come as hard as I could’ve.

No one should cheat themselves out of pleasure like that. So, I started looking into sex blanket options and after a bit of research I settled on the Fascinator.

It exceeded all my expectations. It’s completely waterproof, but it’s also super comfortable. It’s not noisy and it feels great when I’m lying on top of it.

Since then, I started using it every single time I fuck and any time I masturbate in bed.

Partly, that’s because I never know when I’m going to squirt. Sometimes it kind of sneaks up on me. Better to lay down the sex blanket and be safe than gush and be sorry.

But it also lets me be as messy as I want to be.

It helps manage my OCD and the intrusive thoughts I can have about sweat, come, and lube getting on the bed.

It encourages me to give super lubey handjobs so they’re extra slippery and stimulating.

I can give blowjobs that are sloppy as fuck without a second thought to how much drool is dripping down Mr. Austin’s shaft.

I can use strokers on him with so much lube it drips right off his balls and it’s never a problem.

And I don’t have to think twice before putting toys down on the bed after they’ve been in my pussy or in my ass.

I even got a smaller one for the living room so I can fuck on the couch withot having to worry about what could happen to the cushions.

It solved so many little problems I was having during sex that I honestly can’t imagine living without it anymore.

And other people must be having those kinds of problems too, because it’s one of the recommendations my readers keep taking.

The Wisdom of a Very Horny Crowd

People don’t talk about sex toys enough.

I mean in detail. Lots of ladies will acknowledge that they use a vibrator. Quite a few dudes will drop joking references to Fleshlights.

But very few people will give personal recommendations based on their favorite toys to masturbate with.

They won’t tell you the name of the clit sucker that gives them the best orgasms. They won’t list off which strokers they reach for when they’re in the mood for a really good jerk. They won’t grab you by the shoulder and talk your ear off about how you need to try the awesome sex wedge they got.

So, I guess this is what this list is. It’s seven things that the people who read me and listen to my podcast have collectively decided to get off with.

That’s not exactly word of mouth, but it’s as close to a personal sex toy recommendation as most of us get. And let me tell you, they’ve got some really good taste.

This post contains lots and lots of affiliate links for things that will help you have incredible sex and get off better than ever. If you click on one (or click here if you’re one of my Canadian peeps) and treat yourself to anything from the site, I earn a small commission and you’ll be getting something super hot for yourself!

If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Meet Our Third! (Sex Dolls Threesomes, Strap-On Virgin, and Discount Porn) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!

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