The 100 Listicles You Need To Start The New Year On The Right Foot
Suggested to me, and everyone of his readers, by Smillew Rahcuef. Yes, the real one
There’s still time to join!
The idea came out while diving deep into some of Smillew Rahcuef’s great hints, distillated from the comments section. He’s a genius giving away good ideas for free, as you know. Why not taking advantage?
I am serious when I write, and I have references I don’t usually share with the public, for privacy reason. I’ll make an exception today, because I really care for you. See what was going on in the comments section. Comments are quite trafficated lately (more is coming).

As I promised to join the Top Hat Seminar one day, and procrastinating ad infinitum, I try to repair my fault by following His suggested lesson about listicles. In the meanwhile he wrote an article, and spoilered my secret intention.
This is the perfect time of the year for listicles. In case you haven’t yet found your way to your listicle, I generously forward you to read this one. Copy it, divulgate it, and be grateful to your Master, and to a mere executor.
To help you even further, I simply organized the 100 points into subtitles.
Decluttering (8)
- your closet. Believe me, it will be beneficial to homeless people
- your garage, you may find an old computer worth millions!
- your wife’s closet. You can’t imagine what you could find out. Exactly. Better leave her in charge of this
- your wife’s kitchen. It will be beneficial to the entire family. In my case it’s my husband’s kitchen, so I won’t clean up his mess. Sorry to delude you. It will be better next year
- your kids’ room. Hmm, maybe better not
- your Medium ancient articles (you can delete them, and rewrite them anew, to fill your writer’s block, and also earn more through the new Medium friends)
- general stuff you haven’t been using for a whole wide year. Believe me, that’s a sign you don’t need it!
- old mental patterns. I know, I know, it seems a big issues. Just start with the first step, and ask yourself: “Who am I?”. You’ll immediately find something to throw away, or substitute.
Deleting (9)
- climate change (laughing). Not much to do. We’ll already be dead by the time we could eventually succeed in something.
- all wars (laughing, laughing).
- Mars, planet of red, aggressivity, Scorpions, and figurative space wars. Why do we need a Mars in our lives? Earth is enough of a …(define as you please)
- famine in the world. This is a bit more complex, but Mr Beast* is doing great all alone. You could just follow his example.
- your plan for the weekend — there’s always a new plan from the Agenda coming out to ruin your plan, so why bother?
- plastic pollution. Do you know you’re eating microplastics from fishes?
- air pollution. I would say, fart less, but that’s BichoDoMato affair, and he’s far away nowadays
- flags. Imagine there are no borders on this land, and we’re just one big community. Wouldn’t it be wonderful?
- bad cholesterol
Kicking away (9)
- narcissists, because you can’t delete them, and, in case of success, you should probably cancel half of the population on Earth. OOps, I hope I haven’t given any free suggestion to the Elite
- bullshits, under each and every form, especially from official mainstreams (I’m not included)
- a ball, as in football, just to have the chilling experience of making it to a GOOOOAAAAL!
- curious people. I mean, don’t you have enough of your own business?
- fast food. Don’t hate yourself so much!
- bold heads. No hair? No problem. But why throwing voluntarily away your hair to look like a monk? you’re not one. Or maybe you’re fearing some drug’s exam? I like anybody’s hair! Be proud of your hair!
- Bots. Hahaha. Is it even possible?!
- low vibe. High vibe is better
- garbage. Not literally. And you know “what” garbage needs to be sorted out
Implementing (13)
- self-esteem, you never have too much of it
- use of technology, this is especially addressed to me, and to all the ones like me, no techny guys and girls!
- patience, you never have enough of it
- resilience. A worn word, yet full of meaning
- empathy
- calmness
- hobbies. They make you feel good. You never have enough of them
- gardening, also indoor herbs are allright for a start
- kindness
- gratitude
- doughnuts, the healthy version
- your rush to bitcoins, gold, and silver. You never know what could happen to money!
Loving (12)
- Smillew, because #SmillewIsLove
- Grandma Smillew, because she supports her grandson, and all of us through him
- your family, even the worst elements, because they have something to teach you
- your ancestors, they also taught something to someone. Don’t forget them!
- fruits, and vegetables. Thank me later
- broccoli & cabbage. Yes, they’re vegetables, not aliens
- birds singing. They may disappear due to naughty killing cats. I know, it’s terrible, but true. According to a study published in 2013 in the authoritative journal Nature Communications, cats kill between 1.3 and 4 billion birds every year in the United States alone
- cats. They’re adorable. I don’t know what they’ve got against birds, really
- animals. Many of them are at risk of extinction.
- silence. There’s never too much silence to help us with our sanity
- your neighbors
- Life, in any human form
Conclusion
There’s time to reach the 100 items, till the end of the year. By now, as you keen observant reader will have acknowledged, there are only 50 in this listicle. Oh, clickbait?! No, no, no, I just need more time to reach the goal. And in case I won’t be able, I’ll have another great future title sounding like “Procrastination: is it all bad what you don’t …when you don’t…?”
Hopefully, you’ll find something useful in my listicle. Even if it was just a smile, my mission is accomplished. And you can also try to add your 50 to the listicle. Let me know!
Some ideas were just thoughtprovoking. If someone feels offended, I suggest you just forget about it, and forgive me. I can’t always be a people-pleaser.
Take care. Think well. Eat well. Love to you all.
*Mr. Beast, youtuber, and American entrepeneur. He, and his team, challenged themselves to build water wells in Africa. Warning: building 100 wells in a record time could lead to unexpected criticism, and censure.
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