That Time I Got Run Over
Here’s what I learned

Right up front, let’s be clear that I am not a good pedestrian.
I’m a very bad pedestrian because I live in New York City where traffic can be like an unfordable river. Where drivers can act as if all pedestrians are a nuisance at best, a target at worst.
So I jaywalk.
I cross in the middle of streets. And when that light changes, I’m crossing so you’d better by God stop. My partner loses sleep over my bad pedestrian ways.
And, yet, the only time I was actually run over by a car was when it was my light and I was in the crosswalk.
The driver was a very old man driving his wife to see her oncologist and he cried and lied to the police saying I waved him through. I didn’t do that but I did hesitate. I paused to make sure the old guy was going to stop. He did. He even waved for me to cross. And then he started easing on into the crosswalk.
I had my hands on the hood of his car as I realized he wasn’t stopping. Down I went and I watched as the front left tire of his sedan rolled over my leg. I still remember thinking: “This should hurt more, shouldn’t it?”
The good news and the bad news was that I only suffered deep tissue bruising.
Good because who needs serious injuries?
Bad because there wasn’t much of a lawsuit there.
Oh, stop that. Yes, I sued the old man. Or more accurately, my lawyer sued his insurance company. After nearly 18 months of “establishing a pattern of care” (bi-weekly physical therapy visits and several examinations by doctors on the state payroll), I was awarded $12,000 of which the lawyer took a third.
So when it’s your light, and it’s pretty clear that no SUV is going to blast through it (which is a pretty common occurrence around here), do not pause or hesitate.
Got that? Do not hesitate when that is your light.
Don’t do it. Don’t wave the driver through. Ok, do make sure they’re going to stop….but don’t let them see you hesitate.
You get out there and you own that crosswalk.
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