Thanks, COVID
The best things we as a society should keep after this is all over
We all are going to remember 2020 as the year that disease killed a whole lot of people. The year that everyone told us to stay indoors and wear a mask every time we stepped outside. The same year where we started fearing our family, neighbors, and friends.
COVID brought a lot of negative things to this world. Thanks, COVID.
Yet, here we are presented with a unique situation where you can either relish in the negative or seek out the good. Here is my list of all the best things I think have come out of the COVID epidemic.
Food Deliveries
Lately, there’s nothing I like better than ordering in food and having the delivery driver drop it off on the front step and walk away. Thanks, COVID. For eliminating that awkward conversation at the doorway.
Did I tip enough? Will I knock the pizza boxes out of his hand with the door? Is the tip even included within the total? Does the person look like a Batman villian?
All of these stress-inducing moments are now fixed by a simple instruction to “leave at door”. I’m not sure why this wasn’t more of a thing before 2020 even started. Just drop the food, ring the bell, and leave.
Restaurant Table Spacing
This is exactly how dining out should be. I’m already paying you a premium by sitting down at your restaurant and ordering off the menu. I shouldn’t have to worry about sliding the back of my char into another or doing that awkward sideways walk between two tables.
Thanks, Covid, for eliminating the possibility of everyone accidentally thrusting their privates into people's faces while doing the sideways table dance.
While we're on the restaurant topic, a little bonus item here. With the fear of germ spread hot on people’s minds I’ve noticed a lot more table service point of sale systems.
I really love it that my debit card doesn’t walk away in the hands of the highschooler that lives down the road. Thanks, COVID.
Personal Shoppers
You all know where I’m going with this one. It’s closely related to it’s lazier brother, food delivery services. The fact that you can grocery shop from your residence while looking in the cupboards should be enough to change every ones mind. Never forget what you needed at the store ever again
But let’s not stop there, we can take it further.
I pull up, wait in a spot, send a few text messages, and my groceries are magically delivered into the back of my vehicle. I don’t even need to get out. Not having to step foot in a grocery store is a blessing I didn’t know I wanted. Needed even, thankfully it’s now a requirement.
Social Distancing
Let’s just chalk this one up to being a good citizen of Earth. There are very few people in my life that I actually want up in my face.
Think of social distancing as another circle of friendship. You have unknown strangers way on the outside, acquaintances a little closer, real friends right up close, then the coveted lover’s inner circle. A topic for a drastically different more sultry article later I suppose.
Plus, this feels like a bonus in 2020. Social distance will also pay dividends years later when flu season comes around every winter. We’re already conditioned and aware enough to take specific disease precautions. We should probably not forget about them after we ring in the new year.
Entertainment Time
Also referred to as “playing too many videogames”. This is my favorite item of the entire story. The massive amount of time we were given to sit around and consume media sources will probably go unrivaled for years to come.
Complete a new video game. Binge watch Game of Thrones. Watch all the old cartoons on Disney+. Read a dozen books. Write 15 medium posts.
Earlier this year I only did a few of these and you can’t make me tell you which. The point is that we’ve been given a blank check to sit at home and do what your heart desires. Some of us stayed home and played videogames all day.
New Appreciations
It’s about time we wrap this story up but not before we bring it all back down to Earth. You know, that rotating planet that houses the most intelligent species ever discovered.
Whatever you did, didn’t do, still want to do, with the hopefully disease-free time you’ve been given don’t take it for granted.
Life has a weird way of never staying the same for too long. Change is always on the horizon
Hopefully, we all walk away from the year of the COVID with some newfound appreciation, some new skills, and a finer appreciation of the thing we all take for granted.
Life.






