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mp;utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><p id="d50b"><a href="https://readmedium.com/haiku-pfizer-23c2c9789425">Haiku Pfizer</a>, published in <a href="undefined">ILLUMINATION</a>, discloses to the public that the studies get an F in Clinical Trial Design 101 for failure to eliminate the levels of participants’ virus-protection-vigilance and participant-bias from skewing the results.</p><p id="5e62"><a href="https://readmedium.com/haiku-pfizer-2-c9ea549c796f">Haiku Pfizer #2 (and Moderna too) </a>uses humor to make the point that the study-results are patently absurd. According to the studies, simply participating in the studies reduces infection risk by 95%. According to the studies, someone should be patenting the placebo effect

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.</p><p id="0149">Please also see:</p><div id="bea6" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/part-2-of-does-95-efficacy-seem-too-good-to-be-true-9056ade82702"> <div> <div> <h2>Part 2 of Does 95% Efficacy Seem too Good to be True?</h2> <div><h3>Sadly the answer is yes, the reported results of this deeply flawed study are incontrovertibly too good to be true.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Ovj6es2sJyLUcX9OPBe60w.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Thank you Political Sense Editorial Team for accepting my second 17-syllable (Haiku) critique / review of the clinical failures of the studies allegedly designed to inform the FDA and the public regarding the alleged efficacy and safety of Pfizer’s and Moderna’s covid-19 vaccines. While the beauty of haiku is multiple interpretation, poetic justice and public interest require that I explain my poems for the reader.

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Haiku Pfizer, published in ILLUMINATION, discloses to the public that the studies get an F in Clinical Trial Design 101 for failure to eliminate the levels of participants’ virus-protection-vigilance and participant-bias from skewing the results.

Haiku Pfizer #2 (and Moderna too) uses humor to make the point that the study-results are patently absurd. According to the studies, simply participating in the studies reduces infection risk by 95%. According to the studies, someone should be patenting the placebo effect.

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