MEDICAL ADVICE GONE WRONG

Tenth Dentist Admits He Was Wrong About Sugarless Gum

Dentist: ‘Can’t say the last time I was actually was able to chew gum’

Breaking: Dr. Ivan Levy, after decades of being known as ‘The Famed 10th Dentist Who Didn’t Recommend Sugarless Gum To His Patients Who Chose To Chew Gum,’ finally admitted ‘that he was horribly wrong.’ Dr. Levy went on to confess, ‘I’ve screwed up more teeth than the genetics of the British royalty!’

Dr. Levy came to his epiphany when it struck him that if it didn’t come in a straw he couldn’t eat it properly. Even the need not to floss didn't make up for having to use a pocket food masher to just enjoy a Three Musketeer bar.

And, despite, the fact that his mansion, Porsche and yacht were all paid for through a bustling cavity filling, tooth pulling and denture implanting dentistry practice, Dr. Levy admits it just wasn’t worth a lifetime of giving poor advice. ‘Ok,’ Dr. Levy did make one concession, ‘The yacht’s a real chick magnet.’

Levy then apologized again, saying, that now ‘10 out of 10 Dentists Recommend Sugarless Gum To Their Patients That Chew Gum.’ Adding: ‘Now that’s something to chew on!’