Ten Reasons Why Women Get Breast Implants
Since I am an owner/operator of breasts and have had two breast augmentation operations, I consider myself somewhat of an expert on breast implants. Breast augmentation is a fairly common procedure with few risks. This article addresses what the rewards are.
One: Cancer. Sorry to start out what is usually my light-hearted approach to a subject on a serious note. However, women who have had a serious illness like breast cancer often have breast implants to make them feel whole again. I won’t dwell here or make flippant remarks about this topic. I am just glad that this is available to those who need it. Fuck cancer.
Two: Unequal size. Newsbreak: Women’s breasts are sisters and not twins. They do come in different sizes for most women. Generally, it is not noticeable, certainly not by guys. Once they get your bra off, they have other things on their minds. Sometimes it is. Buying a bra is hard enough, but if the girls are two different sizes, good luck with that. The certain way to get them on the same team is having implant surgery.
Three: Pregnancy. If a woman uses her breasts for their intended purpose, the little nippers will suck them dry. Even if she does not nurse her children, the swelling and later reduction in size tend to turn them into goat tits. Usually, a woman is pretty busy after childbirth, but one day, she wakes up and realizes her breasts are like wind socks. Implants and even implants after a reduction are the answer.
Four: Sex work. There are increasing opportunities for women to make a living under the broad umbrella of sex work. The obvious areas are prostitution and stripping. However, most female sex workers don’t have sex, thanks to the internet. Porn stars are another area where a good set of tits helps out. Most sex workers today make their living by showing off their bodies and suggesting sexy things on a thousand different sites. A good set of ta-tas helps in that endeavor. I find it rather sad that most sex workers don’t provide sex. It is a new world, and that is a subject for another day.
Five: Self-esteem. Now, we are at the center of the reason women get breast implants. Guys always think that women get their breasts done to impress the guys. That is rarely the case. Women do it to feel better about themselves. Guys, you are just there to validate that she has done the right thing. Stare at them if you must; it will make her feel better about her decision to get them done.
Six:-Wearing Clothes. Women’s clothes are designed for a C-cup. I am sure there is some marketing genius behind that. If a woman is smaller than that up top, getting an implant boost will help her find a better fit in clothes. If she is naturally bigger than that, oh well, the guys will look at them more.
Seven: Going Nude. This is where you come in, guys. Guys are visual creatures, and a perfect set of natural breasts on display for their benefit, usually gets them going. I have never known any woman who had breast implants done for purely cosmetic reasons who does not like showing them off. Just ask them to do it. In the right place, and with a few drinks, she will pop them out. Once a woman invests in implants, she wants to get her money’s worth.
Eight: To Make Them Feel Younger. There is nothing like a fresh set of boobies to make a woman feel younger. For me, it was like getting a new body. I could go braless, which is another big plus of getting implants. As a young woman, I had the hips and thighs of a cross-country track star, which I was, and the tits of a forlorn 12-year-old. Breast implants balanced me out. It was all thong bathing suits and flashing my tits after that. I have the Mardi Gras beads to prove it.
Nine: Weight change. As we get older, we tend to become a bigger version of ourselves. The opposite is sometimes true, where women lose a substantial amount of weight, and their breasts go flat. As I entered my thirties, my Mom’s Mexican caboose slowly appeared. I had my second set of implants installed and became very happy and successful with my Rubenesque figure.
Ten: Boost in Sex Life: If a woman looks and feels good about her body, it is more likely she will want to show off her naked body and her unbridled sexual prowess in the bedroom. It also makes her a lot more likely to attract a suitable partner to act out with.
In conclusion, having breast implants is a highly personal decision. Women should get breast implants to please themselves and no one else. However, they can have a positive impact on her life. There is a concern that nipple sensitivity can be diminished post-op. A good surgeon will do his best to avoid that outcome. The opposite outcome is just as likely, where the woman ends up with perpetually erect nipples that will make her crazy when not wearing a bra.
Breast implants cost north of $8,000 today, which is not an insignificant amount of money. While the operation is safe, many post-operative costs are involved. I have found that gentlemen, especially older gentlemen, are often willing to cover the cost of the operation. My first boobs were paid for by a guy who only wanted to see the completed product occasionally. Since I was a poor kid just out of high school, I agreed. It was a look-no-touchy agreement, but honestly, I did let him feel them. Like most men, once he was assured that they were firmly in place, he moved on to the next set of tits he wanted to feel. Men! Right?
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