TRAVEL|AUSTRALIA
Ten Reasons Not To Visit Australia
But if it’s adventure you’re after, and you have lots of money, come see for yourself.
- It’s miles from anywhere. More than a day in the air leaves you completely jetlagged. It takes a day for every two hours of time difference to adjust. So if you’re coming from the UK, you can write off the first five days of your trip.
2. It’s huge. It’s the about same size as the USA so don’t expect to see it all in one trip. The best you can do is focus on one state and you won’t even get to see all of that. Would you go to the US expecting to see it all? Don’t think you can drive to the Great Barrier Reef in a day.

3. It’s bloody expensive compared to everywhere else in the world I’ve been. It’s on a par with Norway and Iceland. It costs an arm and a leg to eat out even at a local pub. Forget restaurant meals. Petrol is a prohibitive price. So is renting a car.
4. Restaurants close early. Don’t expect any restaurant to be open past 8 pm except in Sydney or Melbourne. I know — it’s ridiculous!
5. There are dangerous animals — it’s true — spiders, snakes, crocodiles but it’s unlikely you’ll come across any of these. But watch out for the mosquitoes and sandflies — they’re everywhere, especially at dusk. And they can do some damage especially if you’re allergic which you won’t know until you get bitten. You might even be unlucky enough to contract Barmah Forest virus. This illness is transmitted by mosquitoes and is found only in Australia. More common is Ross River virus which can take you up to 6 months to recover from.
6.Public transport is almost non-existent. You can catch a train or bus into the city every half hour except on weekends when they’re less often. And public transport is expensive.
7. Accommodation is expensive. Even backpackers’ accommodation is around $100 a night. Motels are even more expensive. Hotels are not an option.
8. The beaches are beautiful, but often the surf is dangerous. Don’t go swimming at dawn or dusk or you might end up as a shark’s breakfast or dinner. Also, watch out for rips and undertows. You don’t want to fight one of them. Swim only on beaches patrolled by surf lifesavers.

9. The sun is fierce and you will burn quickly if you don’t cover up and slather on the sunscreen. Always wear a hat that covers the back of your neck — not a cap!
10. The natives are unfriendly. Just joking — most Aussies are friendly especially when you get out of the city.






