Writing Challenge bullshit
Ten Questions and Answers Nobody Will Give a Damn About
But I’m going to sex it up a little
New year new challenges ammmiiiriiight?
These questions are actually pretty fun, and I’m going to give them my own little spin. If you know me, and you don’t like my spins, go ahead and hit the back button and read about how Jason Provencio is the next Christian author. Wait — maybe pick something else. No, read it. Definitely read it.
I’m off track. So many people have already done this writing challenge that I almost skipped it, but why take something fun away from myself because everyone else has already done it? I watched Game of Thrones thirty two years after it came out and was mocked incessantly for it — but it was worth it.
So, here are my answers to ten random questions. Buckle up, bitches.
- After using something around the house, do you put it back immediately after use or leave it lying around?
What’s the thing? Is it a vibrator? Because yes that would be put up immediately. My adult kids have already found my love box once and I’ve never heard the end of it. Maybe they should stay out of my shit, hmmm?
Everything else just depends on my mood. I hate clutter, but I am a cluttered person, so things stack up sometimes. Unless I’m in Super Ginger mode, and that happens about one day a week.
2. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the end or the middle?
I just squeeze wherever my fingers land. I once asked my husband what the one thing was that he really despised about me, and his answer was my toothpaste handling.
3. Do you peel a banana from the handle or the bottom?
The handle, although I’ve heard you are supposed to peel it from the bottom. Wanna see me eat one? ;-)
4. Do you leave dishes in the sink overnight?
No — unless they don’t fit in the dishwasher. That pisses me off to no end which is a good thing because that means I unload the dishwasher first thing in the morning and reload it with the leftover shit.
5. Your best subject in school?
Foods class? I liked English but I almost got kicked out of class my junior year. We always had to write sentences. Mr. Teach was like, your homework is to write four hundred sentences tonight. So, I got creative with it and talked about all sorts of inappropriate things. One day he called me up and told me it was funny at first but it would have to stop or I’d be out of his class.
Thanks for trying to kill my creativity, dick. It didn’t work, by the way. God bless you.
6. How many instruments can you play?
1.5 instruments. I used to play the guitar. That was hard, learning left handed and all. I haven’t played in years, and I don’t think I have the energy to pick it up again.
I also play the skin flute, and I’ve been told I’m a fucking master. (Right, Mike Knittel?)
7. Yes or no to music?
Music is my heart and soul. What I can’t say in words, I’ll tell you with a song. Music makes me FEEL. It makes me laugh, cry, dance, and sing. Without music, I would be a completely different person.
8. Salty or sweet?
I’d say I’m both — oh wait.
Still both, dude. I need salty and sweet. Together they make a love story similar to what I think my love story would be with Thomas Gaudex if he gave me the chance.
9. Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert, introvert, introvert. Unless I’m with people I know and trust, and then you can’t contain me. Go ahead and try.
10.. Favorite fruit?
Pineapples and strawberries make jizz taste amazing.
There you have it, my ten questions answered. I hope you learned something new about me. Probably not.
Either way, I love you.
❤ — GC
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